Confession thread

[termaus]

i still play with my “”"""""""""“ironically”"""""""""""""""" created catgirl hos main character

may the space gods forgive me

[irie]

i told the captain he had brain worms and then just repeatedly lobotomized him

[bluezorua]

@KazooBard

I try to be nice and improve the mood for others so much I can be considered incompetent at jobs that require less forgiveness.

forgiven

@KazooBard

I can get uncomfortable pushing gimmicks

but cringe but forgiven

@KazooBard

I went on fulp and made a furry character when I was just starting because I got lured in by a friend and thought race bonuses were more present, expecting god knows what for playing that. (I HAD 20 HOURS)

you show resent and regret, forgiven but don’t do more

@KazooBard

I collected nya’s of over 20 people for a contest and people are now expecting more from me

it was funny so I’ll forgive but no more

@KazooBard

I went from based cat hater to metafriend of cats

“KYLE ROBERTS FUCKS CATGIRLS”
“yes”
unforgiven

@KazooBard

I do things specifically for content sometimes, especially gimmicks

gimmicks are fun, forgiven

@KazooBard

I sold fried head and advertised it as selling head (it got sold out and I think the joke was funny for that one round) but I also sold photocopies of coraline gween and others for a collective 12,000 credit profit which I still have recorded. My buyers were the ai, assistants, I think a few heads of staff and maybe some other people

unforgiven

@KazooBard

I convinced a wizard to not kill me with pictures of Coraline Gween and murdered him shortly after

unforgiven

@KazooBard

I shilled my channel on beecord

forgiven

@KazooBard

also while I was ghost I saw someone excited about first time wiz and when I got revived and saw them in wiz robes I immedieatly murdered them since sec moment.

unforgivable

@Ruko

I like to deep fry Ian and then just leave him sitting on a random table somewhere for people to find and mourn over

you cannot be forgiven

@Ruko

Oh, I once got a prayer for food and instead of giving them a cookie, I sent them a corgi burger. They suicided on the spot after one bite when they realized what it was

stop touching corgis

@termaus

i still play with my “”“”“”“”“”““ironically””“”“”“”“”“”“”“”" created catgirl hos main character

yeah “ironic” unforgiven until it stops

@irie

i told the captain he had brain worms and then just repeatedly lobotomized him

based and forgiven

[KazooBard]

I am now half the cringe, but you have to understand the wizard:

The shotgun could not miss him

[ivanmixo]

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mhm this is a complete sentence.

[Efe]

During my first months of playing ss13 I methbombed, welderbombed and threw IEDs at the brig almost every round for no reason.

[KazooBard]

You are forgiven, as you were still new and the sadist in all of us was very much present

[Iplayforss13]

I posted a guide called “dunk on security-chan 3: how to self antag and get away with it” It was deleted, probably for the better

[TeomanTheGreat_Phil]

@KazooBard

I went from based cat hater to metafriend of cats

[spockye]

sometimes, when i ask the warden or hos for the contraband locker for illegal tech, i lie about needing both the loot in the locker and the grenade launcher just so i can keep the weapon for myself

[bluezorua]

@ivanmixo

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

is this a sin? it’s not written anywhere but I won’t forgive it

@Efe

During my first months of playing ss13 I methbombed, welderbombed and threw IEDs at the brig almost every round for no reason

we all had the “kinda a griefer” phase when we learnt, forgiven

@Iplayforss13

I posted a guide called “dunk on security-chan 3: how to self antag and get away with it” It was deleted, probably for the better

a bit cringe but you show regret, forgiven

@spockye

sometimes, when i ask the warden or hos for the contraband locker for illegal tech, i lie about needing both the loot in the locker and the grenade launcher just so i can keep the weapon for myself

bastard tried to trick me, unforgiven

[4rchibald]

One day I was very bored and decided to make a small prank
I used console at tcomms to send fake pda messages. I have decided to impersonate one crew member and messaged AI asking it to do the opposite of every request I will ever have for them on radio.
AI was apparently very eager to follow that order and that crewmember got annoyed to the point of being straight up mad and salty.
Before I realized they broke into sat and carded the AI.
I managed to catch up with them in kitchen where they were deep frying the card, tried to explain it was just a prank but was too late, they ate the AI on my very eyes.

I kept low profile for the rest of the round. Somehow nobody was digging into that issue. I kept checking ban list and player reports for few more weeks knowing that I’ll have to step up and explain the true reason for AI behaviour if anyone ever decided to report it

[dream2nite]

i don’t like ss13, and i consider all of you unfunny people

[KazooBard]

the dark side promised me le robust metafriends and rp, I can break the shackles of constant tiding with no goal… you do not understand the power of a battle buddy…

[dream2nite]

@KazooBard

the dark side promised me le robust metafriends and rp,

especially you, you’re unfunny

[KazooBard]

yes. I am. 20202020202020202020

[bluezorua]

@4rchibald

One day I was very bored and decided to make a small prank
I used console at tcomms to send fake pda messages. I have decided to impersonate one crew member and messaged AI asking it to do the opposite of every request I will ever have for them on radio.
AI was apparently very eager to follow that order and that crewmember got annoyed to the point of being straight up mad and salty.
Before I realized they broke into sat and carded the AI.
I managed to catch up with them in kitchen where they were deep frying the card, tried to explain it was just a prank but was too late, they ate the AI on my very eyes.

I kept low profile for the rest of the round. Somehow nobody was digging into that issue. I kept checking ban list and player reports for few more weeks knowing that I’ll have to step up and explain the true reason for AI behaviour if anyone ever decided to report it

forgiven

@dream2nite

i don’t like ss13, and i consider all of you unfunny people

unforgiven for being mean

[NashLux]

Before autodoc removal I had planned to leave monkey brains in public autodocs.

[Jameson]

I have, since joining Bee, surgically implanted a pet collar into two troublemakers

[bluezorua]

@NashLux

Before autodoc removal I had planned to leave monkey brains in public autodoc

baser and forgiven

@Jameson

I have, since joining Bee, surgically implanted a pet collar into two troublemakers

forgiven