Confession thread 7: the reboot

[bluezorua]

@DrMacCool

I used DLC aircraft as a crutch to S Rank Ace Combat 7 on the hardest difficulty

Jesse what the FUCK are you talking about

[JOYK1LLZ]

Obviously he’s admitting that he paid to win.
DIRECTLY to the 7th circle of hell for ultimate betrayal of self and skill.
Jeez bluezorua, I thought you were the knowledgeable holy man.

[Belthesar_Linguini]

I can step in on this one, absolute sin + get good + controller user + gen 3 aircraftlette

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My sins: As Katrina I get my funnies by applying lipstick to crew members in the hallways. I target command typically while theyre talking.

I also take any opportunity I can to steal hats from command without slipping them, and usually throw whatever current hat I am wearing, or cat ears, onto them. Usually it is another command hat.

Am I destined to sksksk in hell with a scorpio like the devil? Are there crystals there to purge my toxins with good vibes?

[Heepox]

Cooking as much meth as physically possible as a chemist… ending up with stashes as high as 84000u of meth in a locker.

[Bungo]

I have a secret felinid character that I play

[bluezorua]

@Heepox

Cooking as much meth as physically possible as a chemist… ending up with stashes as high as 84000u of meth in a locker

At this point I’m scared

@Bungo

I have a secret felinid character that I play

straight to hell, no questions asked

[J.I.JOE]

I have been working for a month straight with only three days off before I go back to work for another month and instead of catching up with family and shit i am playing ss13.

[DatBoiTim]

I’ve been punished for stealing the NFT

[Belthesar_Linguini]

Padre, is this a sin or?

[zeskorion]

I often make code decisions because i know some player will be fucked over by it in a funny way

[RogueNPS]

I hope you are banished to the deepest pits of hell for your crimes against the playerbase.

[bluezorua]

@J.I.JOE

I have been working for a month straight with only three days off before I go back to work for another month and instead of catching up with family and shit i am playing ss13

sir this is not a therapists office, it’s a church

@DatBoiTim

I’ve been punished for stealing the NFT

you’ve been marked by a redditor, you shall be sent to soylent hell

@Belthesar_Linguini

My sins: As Katrina I get my funnies by applying lipstick to crew members in the hallways. I target command typically while theyre talking.

I also take any opportunity I can to steal hats from command without slipping them, and usually throw whatever current hat I am wearing, or cat ears, onto them. Usually it is another command hat.

Am I destined to sksksk in hell with a scorpio like the devil? Are there crystals there to purge my toxins with good vibes?

this hurts, hell isn’t enough

@zeskorion

I often make code decisions because i know some player will be fucked over by it in a funny way

now make some code decisions that don’t fuck everyone except the virologist

[zeskorion]

@bluezorua

now make some code decisions that don’t fuck everyone except the virologist

implying i havent fucked with virologists more than anyone else
glance at viros dying of spontaneous plasma filter growth

[RKz]

1. Im a silicon main

2. When random laws were first introduced, i would deliberately:
   -midround join at 5 minutes as an assistant
   -grab a multitool
   -ask robo to be borged
   -quickly close LawSync and AISync on the shell
   -get borged

I got so tired of the cringe captains running into upload and putting in crewsimov or playing law ping-pong with the traitor that I performed the ultimate cringe.