Clown/Mime guide (MRP oriented)

So you wanna be a based Clown/Mime

that doesn’t get banned for low end griefing and calling it funneh jokes

First you are gonna have to realize what is right and wrong

Empathy is a hard thing for the sociopathic clown, but you’re gonna have to try act human if you dont wanna be banned.
Make sure your crimes only go as far as minor as according to space law with exception to workplace hazard as you will be using a lot of lube among other items.

Check what admins are on as well

Some admins are based cough Tyranicranger4 cough and some aren’t. [THE CCP HAS DECLARED THIS AS FALSE AND ANY DECLARATIONS TO OTHERWISE SHALL BE MET WITH FULL LEGAL ACTION]

After these items are complete, there are some other items you are gonna need to focus on.

Gather escape items, such as the pie and soap. Some people harass the service staff just for the sake of harassing the service staff, you aren’t the station’s punching bag. However, you aren’t a combat trained professional as well. So try to keep all escape items and anti harassment weapons simple.

What is your round gimmick gonna be?

Depending on the circumstances of the round, you are gonna need to decide on something fast as too allow yourself the time needed to grab the items you will need for the gimmick.
When gathering items that are locked behind doors, trying asking relevant personnel to let you in or grab the item for you.

you need to realize that other jobs need to focus on their shift start set up as well, so dont be an ass that B&E at roundstart for items that other jobs will need.

Moving onto a point of gimmicks, that the roundstart tip says as well.

Dont be a one trick pony, sure you slowly find a rhythm to gathering all your items. But doing the same thing every shift is not fun to watch for ghosts or for the crew. You become boring and everyone will slowly lose interest in your antics.

However, if its fun to you then who am I to judge.

Just make sure it isn’t bothering anyone else.

I can’t really think up what you are gonna do, since being a clown/mime is really about situation awareness and what you can do to make the shift more funner by adding an element of surprise that no one expects.

Tips & Tricks

  • try praying, and something might answer.
  • Clowns can fill their flower with any chemical they can get their hands on. For the love of god not Chlorine Trifluoride
  • Mimes are the best at keeping secrets, so feel free to tell them shit. All they can do is flail and point at you anyway if you are a crime man.
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