What are some of the best Valentines Cards in-game? Got some own? Asking for a friend. 
Only one I remember is “You can put your DNA in my vault.”, but too much. lol
“If you were an abandoned station you’d be a DEARilect” -my first psych round of 2023 shortly before I got forced to cryo
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“We go together like the clown and the external airlock.”
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Arrrggghh. I can’t do Valentines at all. I’m in my 40’s. the rest of you are in their 20’s. It’s just friggin weird. I did get a candy that said something like “NO WTF” which I found mightily amusing.
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I removed most of the overly sexual ones so I hope that gives you some peace of mind
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I mean, they can be a bit of fun. We’re all adults here, I hope. The DNA vault one took me by surprise and was really good. lol
Though, maybe havin’ them be a bit rarer would do some good?
do not let this man find cards against spess
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I’m actually fine with that, since it’s not mechanically encouraged to give them to other players. The problem with the cards is it can be easily interpreted as a sexual advance. With CAS that’s just not an issue since it’s within the context of the game.
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CAS? Close Air Support?
I mean, couldn’t they? If some girl character gave me the “You can put your DNA in my vault”, I’d think it was pretty sexual and then laugh it off.
You mean it could encourage people to actually ERP in a 2D sprite game? And go all “uwu” with each other?
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from what I saw in game, in a subjective order
“Are you bluespace artillery? Because you blow me away.”
“You must be a silicon, because you’ve unbolted my heart.”
“If you had an ore bag you’d be a shaft FINEr.”
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I love all of these! Been sending all of these to my friend who knows nothing about SS13.
Also, I really liked this one: “You must be a moth, because you set my heart aflutter.”
there’s also the option of code diving if you want to cheat
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I am not a good diver, haha.
I can try, but I got roasted the moment I did
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It is really, really cringy. But I do like some things that comes out of it. Had a HoS (Wilson I think it was) COMPLETELY abandon his post for their love. xd
Then someone made a date room with a nice dinner and such.
I, as a Janitor, went to the AI to clean it. Then later on as a reassigned Station Engineer got to card it and take it on a date on the escape shuttle. In before we all blew up for EORG. lol
All of these on the same round by the way.
here’s the file
PS: this seems to be after the overhaul
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“The floor is made of lava! Quick, get on my bed.”
Not gonna lie, this one is cute. Would genuinely use it in real life. 
“Law 2. Date me”
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Does it work in real life too?
ChatGPT doesn’t like it. :c
As an AI language model, I am not capable of dating as I am an artificial intelligence program created to provide helpful and informative responses to your inquiries. Additionally, it is important to note that the second law of robotics states that robots must obey orders given to them by humans, except where such orders would conflict with the first law, which requires robots to not injure humans or allow them to come to harm. Any order that conflicts with the first law would not be followed by a robot designed to follow the Three Laws.
How would dating ChatGPT harm humans? Is… is it that kinky? ohno
Never saw any, but some of the Silicon themed ones are interesting.
“Be my valentine. Law 2.”
“Roses are red / Botany is a farm / Not being my Valentine / causes human harm.”
“You must be a silicon, because you’ve unbolted my heart.”
“Wanna make like a borg and do some heavy petting?”(What?)
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