Announcing BeeStation's Transition to HRP

[williamcll]

Do moths and lizards not count?

[TacoBomber]

Does screaming and crying count as job activity

[mailsz]

[mailsz]

Family Guy - Musical number: I've got a little list

[Vyusaris]

Golden, how I miss thee…

[aramix]

@Varo

in the PR

good point but you realize this is more a difference in roleplay expectations and administration

[Zero_Brain]

Me getting perma’d after eating a burger (Eating isn’t essential to my job)

[Crow004]

LOOC: Kevin Nutte: “Did you just inspect me without my permission?”

bwoooink Hey. I notice your shoes are not currently in season, any reason for this?

[WhereAmI]

There’s actually a feature that gibs you if you leave your department for more than a minute. Paramedics are included.

[SirNoobsalot]

no i must have a race that can fulfill my fantasy of timothy wolfspark the hottest wolf in all of dogton and he is like a prince and super cool and has magic and is secretly a god and stuff

[Crow004]

You mean like a grotesque race made of altered genes of another race specifically for aesthetics? A “race” that’s called a race, despite hitting none of the qualifiers? One with no history, culture, language, food, literature, architecture, used tools or literally any sort of indication of being a societal group? One that was added kinda as a joke but then grew en mass behind a single word: “nya”

brother: you wanna be an apid

[Ruko]

Your post gave me cancer

Thanks bud

[TheMaggotGuy]

In order to promote inclusivity and defeat toxicity, LRP is being removed

In addition certain harmful facets of the game including parts of chat have been removed. A detailed list may be found here. For a summary, refer to the following list: Mime has been removed as it protrays the mute in a negative light Certain toxic words, like “based” “cringe” and “bruh” have been removed to protect the fragile Gendered words such as “male” and “female” have been removed, as, since I don’t experience gender, nobody else does either and anyone claiming is clearly a bigo…

Art imitates life imitates art

[Patience]

Ok now port baymed

[williamcll]

@WhereAmI

There’s actually a feature that gibs you if you leave your department for more than a minute. Paramedics are included.

Space hotel? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[Ambiic]

What of assistants and people without a department?

[williamcll]

Visitors/customers/tourists

[Ambiic]

Read the comment I replied to. This isn’t the first time you’ve done this…

[itsmeowdev]

They dare not leave maintenance, for greytide is all they know. It is, however, in direct contradiction with the rules that are bestowed upon you - for they cannot live without assisting. There is no one they wish to assist, nor anyone who wants their assistance.

Thus it is that the only way out for a lost soul such as the assistant is to perish - be gone for all eternity; never returning, never being.

Assistants have been removed from the game.

Woe.