Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

20tc atmos item called canned fusion

Its excatly that.

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but what temp is the fusion? and how much spare fuel does it have?

It just gives you an Atmos Fusion turbine mullet and a whole lot of oxy and plasma

no co2? literally a scam

Co2 should happen on it’s own or something, this is tator fusion after all.

Elongated Muskrat should Buy Beestation. My felinid’s inability to preface every statement with UwU is an attack on Free Speech and Democracy.

And I would definitely pay $8 per month to be an Admin.

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If Cargo doesn’t send at least $10,000 worth of bounties per hour, NT sends a death squad. They’re an evil, galaxy-spanning corporation. Not a benevolent, Galaxy-spanning charity.

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Revenants should natively have the ability and Chaplains should have a role-restricted traitor item that allows them to hear the D-Chat

doesn’t the curator have a d-chat influenceable 8-ball?

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If Alt+Click rotates a chair clockwise,
then alt+Right click should rotate a chair widdershins/counterclockwise

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Clown-exclusive traitor item: Brown Horn implanter

Using the Brown Horn plays a Brown note over the speakers of nearby players, overriding their audio settings.
Obviously, informing sec or command that you just shat yourself would be ick-ock and a rule break.
You just have to decide if you’re dedicated to your spessman enduring whatever the clown does to them while you go clean yourself up IRL, or enduring the discomfort IRL of having shat yourself in order to prevent the clown from doing the thing.

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just like how you can get chainsaw hands, let us replace our heads with chainsaws

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Upside, you now have a chainsaw for a head, down side, examining things adjacent to you chainsaws them and you can no longer eat or drink.

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Alas this is truly an IPC moment

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emergency shuttles come with a full DS team to avoid benos taking it for themselves

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When a battery is superheated, gets hit, thrown, or occasionally just when in use, it can explode. Not always for any of those incidents, but sometimes.
The damage is based on how much energy the battery has.
A fully charged high-powered cell equals the force of a 100 Water/100 Potassium grenade
A fully charged bluespace cell explodes with the force of putting a BoH into another BoH
Anyone nearby can hear the sizzle for about 30 seconds, then Bang

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A malf AI can choose a ‘fake delta’ countdown, where at the end it plays a little clown jingle instead of exploding.

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speaking as a regular of command staff, that could cause heads to explode.

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Give chemists a dedicated “Science Inducer yet?” button on their wall that just makes a small red light glow in science

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Random fires that happen every 5 minutes in random rooms to give atmos techs a reason to do their job.

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