Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

erp.
20 character limit

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In order to fix the MRP server and make Beestation as a whole fun and fair for everyone, each individual person wishing to play there must fill out, and be accepted for, an admin application. In addition, ensure there are absolutely no shitters on MRP, every single known CKEY has been permabanned from the server. This ban will count against you in the admin application, as well as any and all infractions on the LRP server.

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In order to secure funding for beestation, you are now able to pay for admin privileges. This includes paying more money for higher levels of admin, along with which comes the ability to ban lesser admins for “pissing you off” and lesser offenses. In addition, patrons of all tiers are immune to all rules and may pay a separate fee to play on a special “HRP/Patrons only server” where rules once again apply.

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You may also pay extra money to become admin on this server as well.

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We here at beestation have decided to fix our image. We are distancing ourselves from the stereotype of beestation being full of validhunters and murderboners who toe the line. In order to do this, the LRP server has been shut down for good and everyone who has set LRP as their preferred server has been permabanned. MRP is now an HRP server with a player cap of 12 in order to ensure admins aren’t overwhelmed and can properly ban people when they set their speed to run without good reason.

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This one is gold

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Gamemode with no antag but shit sec is allowed

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IT’S CALLED GREENSHIFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

HA.

HA.
Really though greenshifts serve an important function in that they serve as shitter bait for the admins to know who to ban

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You just described secret extended.

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Really though greenshifts serve an important function in that they serve as shitter bait for the admins to know who to ban

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erp role. you get a chat (like mentor and admin chat) but its just for erp

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You have to buy an actual literal papa john’s pizza for 20 bucks or you can’t play on bee and you have to give the admins your credit card info and bank statements as proof

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I know the thread is old but I had another “great” idea:

Add an official “Prostitute” Job with free AA where you have to constantly solicit people but keep our official stance on ERP in full effect and ban anyone who actually does it or interacts with the prostitute in any way

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Great idea it will remove the people who should be in a contaiment server while reducing the kiddie playerbase by banning the horny 12yr olds

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No more horny people

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monkey atmos

monkey atmos

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So miasma?

20char20char

no

all gas is now monky

monky atmos

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Speedmerge along with the erp pr

oh that’s brilliant
you gotta send the monke through the pipes like it’s mario