A proper guide to becoming security

Unfortunately, talking is not a free action in SS13, and even with ranged weaponry the time from switching from the chatbox to the screen and reacting can often get you killed.

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Typing + arrow keys = talking while running the fuck away - you can even press E and suddenly boom a disabler/batong is in your hand! Holy shit!

Using arrow keys? eww

amazing idea: rebuild perma into 1x1 solitary confinement cells just like in real life.

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It is important to keep in this is my opinion

stopped reading there

Remember ALWAYS FUCKING ASK BEFORE SEARCHING, OR I WILL FUCKING CAVE YOUR SKULL IN WITH A TOOLBOX!!

Even if blue or red alert, random searches arenā€™t needed such as blobs, nuke ops, morphs or nightmares, these are obvious threats that a crew member can easily spot, so donā€™t do searches when these are the main reason for a raised alert level
Deception antagonists like traitors and changelings are allowed for Random searches.

This is a shit advice as you can never tell what the roundtype is.
Did you even think about writing this part.

This role requires more brains than brawn, as you need to understand, WHO IS LYING? WHO IS DA SUSSY IMPOSTA THAT WANTS TO KILL US!!

funny meme amongus refrence

let me take all of the garbage out of this part and fix that for you

detective:
Investigate crime, use your brains, shoot baddies

PERMABRIGGING AND EXECUTION
Perma and execution are dick moves against traitors

just escape perma

thereā€™s literally a reason why its possible to escape from it


take your meds

Your guide is literally minmaxing killing all balids

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Thats why its a CHAD guide not a soy guide.

Are you honestly taking the opinion of a final fantasy fan seriously?

Are you honestly playing a catboy

yike

no im not thank you <3

kinda based
carry on

I see you arenā€™t taking your sec ban well.

Literally not even secbanned lol

whoever told you that was probably fuming and couldnā€™t think straight.

You underestimate the blessed power of a fire axe

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