Zesko's head admin application

Your CKEY (Including any alts you have): zeskorion

Your Discord Name (Including any alts you have): the zesko#1763

How often are you online to play/admin? (Timezone): it depends

What changes, if any, would you bring?: i will make beestation great again

How old are you?: 20

Why do you want to be a headmin?: i don’t

How long have you been playing SS13?: year

How long have you been playing BeeStation?: year

On a scale of 1-10, how skilled are you in SS13?: 9 (as far as knowledge is concerned)

On a scale of 1-10, how skilled are you as an admin?: 10

Have you ever been an admin on another server? This is not limited to SS13: no.

Do you have any alternate accounts on SS13? If so, could you provide their CKEY?: no

Your strengths: I don’t give a damn about pr, i’m not scared to deal with prolific shitters. I care about the game as a whole, not the mercurial mob opinion

Your weaknesses: I am a loose cannon. the people hate me, but fuck those guys. im also lazy and come with pre-packaged burnout

Is there anything that gets you really mad, real fast?: nothing that would matter for adminning

What do you think is the most important trait for a staff member to have?: a functioning brain and a pair of testicles

What makes a staff team good?: being on the same fucking page about what we fucking want, is that so hard

What is a staff team’s purpose?: to keep the idiots from ruining their own fun

What kind of player are you?: the kind who knows everything but never plays

How do you think you will change once you become a staff member?: I won’t. Is that a good thing? who knows!

The clown slips the HoS and steals his gun, spacing it right after. What do you do?: Assuming MRP, check notes, give hos back his gun, punish clown for griefing according to past behaviour

A non-antagonist is sabotaging the Atmospherics loop and pumping plasma into the distro, along with dragging around a canister and releasing it into the atmosphere. Assuming that another admin is cleaning up the after-effects, how do you conduct the ahelp with him?: force him to drop everything, teleport him to admin prison, ask him why he did it- he better have a good reason

A chemist who is working alone accidentally mixes an explosive mixture inside of his chem dispenser, instantly killing himself and destroying the machine, along with exposing Chemistry to space. Nobody else was injured aside from him as a result of his actions. What do you do?: incompetence is a part of the game by design. if he has notes as to this, actions may be taken, but this is not behaviour that should usually be punished

this is an application for head admin because ruko is fucking dead. i will accept nothing less as it is not worth my time. I hope you deny this but if it is accepted i have no fucking choice but to do my best because im fucking zesko and thats what i do


internal screeching inside


-1. No cap, you cannot be insta-headmin’d.
T: -1


Pre-packaged burnout? Sold. Admemes make this man headmin immediately

no vouching until you become a femboy


This but unironically


I have some questions for you:

1: An admin uses admin powers to encourage someone to do something, then permabans them for doing it. What do you do?

2: An admin randomly decides to adminbus the ghost roles because of how they acted in the previous round. What do you do?

3: An admin uses build mode to fix their workplace while playing. What do you do?

4: An admin insults another player in LOOC then bans them for talking back. What do you do?

5: A player on MRP steals 208TC worth of traitor items as a non antagonist. What do you do?

6: An admin randomly spawns cat surgeons for no reason. What do you do?


I’m not going to respond to these incidents, taken out of context from a different style.

Besides, i wonder what we’d find if we pulled your own admin logs?

1 Like

okay some questions:
2. What do you do?
3. Clown. Any rules broken?

Looking forward to your replies.


Do it. Get someone with Kibana to pull all of them.

I feel like I have seen this exact thread once before

just PR yourself in as headmin


Zesko Admin Round 2 Electric Boogaloo, what will he do :flushed:

literally nothing stops you from modifying the admin file, just make yourself host and hide it in a nerf pr

1 Like

No cuz

  1. Hardcoding admins is shit
  2. That might actually pass
  1. Your mom
  2. Yes
1 Like

-1 β€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Žβ€Ž β€Ž

1 Like


Bottom text haha