Zeskorion's Player Report

In-game report:

   Title: 

Zeskorion’s Player Report

   CKEY:

CrackRocks

   Your Discord:

Crack

   Offender’s CKEY: 

Zeskorion

   LRP or MRP server:

MRP

   Offender’s In-Game Name:

Eyre I

   Date (MM-DD-YYYY):

03/07/2020

   Round Number: 

13209

   Rules Broken: 

Self Antagged as Viro, unleashed a bunch of virus’s on the station and then tried to lethal security at the end of the round.

   Incident Description:

Viro acting shady all round, pretty much had to have a manhunt at the beginning of the round, cause he kept breaking into places and messing with sec, and tried to lock himself in his room, cut all the wires to AI, proceeded to try and power game (when I finally arrested he had a bunch of items he shouldn’t have had as the viro in his bag). He did a massive release of viruses all over the station, in pill form, and airborne, pretty sure it’s from him, as he was the viro. At the end of the round he is straight up shooting sec with .357 trying to lethal them. I believe he tried to kill 2 sec officers (including myself) – but he was not fully successful, but only because of intervention by players in the vicinity, otherwise sec officers were left for dead.

   Additional Information: 

There was some real fuckery going on that round, I even suspect that he may have used his admin powers, but I have absolutely no proof of that. Either way, an ADMIN should know better, and not act like a random greyshitter. I know admins are usually above the law and they can do whatever the fuck they want in IC, but this is kind of shitty, anyone else would be banned for this kind of behavior.

Just read around the forum, apparently Zeskorion is a bit of a shitmin, with strikes against him and almost demoted? I can definitely see why, and I bet he himself would ban someone for acting just like he did.

You want a play by play of the round? Here we go
I grab a deep-fried banana pie at roundstart, and attempted to break into chem to grind it and use the chemmasters to make anomalous virus food. There were no chemists. The sec officer on duty was being anal about it

I broke in and did my shit, but then i see him in my airlock hiding in a plant trying to be sneaky, so i shut it and pda him about it to no response. I grab a firesuit and head into viro from space. He comes in to try and arrest me, so i exit to space. Ai is helping him so i cut cams

Sec comes back in force with hardsuits. I am captured, got nothing on me. While i’m in jail, captain asks me for a certain disease

When i get back to viro, i have been griefed, all my equipment destroyed. No idea who the culprit was, so i ahelped it and had one of the trialjannies make me a new viro fridge. The round has gone on for 50 minutes at this point. I use admin powers to create a can of laughter and remove some excess chemicals in beakers in my griefed ass lab at this point, to replace what i lost

I make the disease, and give it to captain, also putting some infected monkeys in medbay lobby. The disease is bloodborne and i make sure the monkeys arent attacked, so they dont bleed and spread the disease, and warned people via common. Apparently the captain was not so kind as to not get injured.

(The disease was maxed out pituitary disruption, high brute healing with some cell damage)

People ask for the disease, so i set out some floorpills fill of it, and people begin to catch it when patients bleed.

A few sentient teratomas spawn. One attacks me. I take a bolas it threw at me and find it in botany, where i bolas it and use one of the gatfruit revolvers it had to barely beat it in a duel. I claim several gatfruit in a plant bag at this point

I use a clown microphone to brag via common. An officer comes at me with a stunbaton while i have a revolver in hand, so i open fire. I could easily put more shots in to kill after the initial two to crit, but i instead told a borg to drag him to med. I fought back with lethals as i knew that was the only way i’d win against 2-hit wonder with a firesuit on and the lag i was experiencing. Sec had already ruined most of my round so i was fed up with their shit either way

Another officer comes, along with the captain. Same deal- i crit the officer and leave him with the captain. I go to space

Me and warden have a fight in space, i win, round ends as i take him to cloning

me when admin powergames with a revolver as nonantag :flushed:

I grab a deep-fried banana pie at roundstart, and attempted to break into chem to grind it and use the chemmasters to make anomalous virus food. There were no chemists. The sec officer on duty was being anal about it

This is where I get a call on radio about Viro being a shit and trying to break into chemistry. Apparently just breaking in and taking whatever you want is cool, very MEDIUM ROLEPLAY of a viro right there.

I broke in and did my shit, but then i see him in my airlock hiding in a plant trying to be sneaky, so i shut it and pda him about it to no response. I grab a firesuit and head into viro from space. He comes in to try and arrest me, so i exit to space. Ai is helping him so i cut cams

Sec comes back in force with hardsuits. I am captured, got nothing on me. While i’m in jail, captain asks me for a certain disease

This was actually like a 10 or so minute manhunt, Viro had locked himself in his room and had to be dug out of there like a hermit crab out of his shell. When arrested had a bunch of power gaming shit on him he wasn’t supposed to have, once again NOT VERY MEDIUM ROLEPLAY.

When i get back to viro, i have been griefed, all my equipment destroyed. No idea who the culprit was, so i ahelped it and had one of the trialjannies make me a new viro fridge. The round has gone on for 50 minutes at this point. I use admin powers to create a can of laughter and remove some excess chemicals in beakers in my griefed ass lab at this point, to replace what i lost

Seriously??? This alone should not only ban him as a player, but especially as an admin. Why the hell is he spawning absolutely anything in with his admin powers? What the actual fuck? How is any of this okay, is this what other admins do when they play? Is this allowed? Is this okay? How fucked up is this?

I mean not only is he asking TrialMins to do it, which of course as an ADMIN himself, they are going to oblige, which feels dirty right here. But to also spawn something in for yourself? Fucking hell man, that should get you fired on the fucking spot!! How many other admins do this when playing? Just spawn shit in for themselves?

I make the disease, and give it to captain, also putting some infected monkeys in medbay lobby. The disease is bloodborne and i make sure the monkeys arent attacked, so they dont bleed and spread the disease, and warned people via common. Apparently the captain was not so kind as to not get injured.

(The disease was maxed out pituitary disruption, high brute healing with some cell damage)

This is him trying to create a cover your own ass alibi – “Yeah I put a bunch of enlarged monkeys in medbay and told people not to attack them, that should be fine on Bee Station, everyone will listen and no one will ever attack the monkeys” – once again, not very Medium Roleplay.

People ask for the disease, so i set out some floorpills fill of it, and people begin to catch it when patients bleed.

I literally seen him in the hall trying to convince people to take his pills, I didn’t see anyone directly asking him for it.

I use a clown microphone to brag via common. An officer comes at me with a stunbaton while i have a revolver in hand, so i open fire. I could easily put more shots in to kill after the initial two to crit, but i instead told a borg to drag him to med. I fought back with lethals as i knew that was the only way i’d win against 2-hit wonder with a firesuit on and the lag i was experiencing. Sec had already ruined most of my round so i was fed up with their shit either way

This right here should be enough for a player ban. How is this any kind of excuse? Any other player would get banned for this, with absolutely no sympathy from anyone involved.


This whole interaction has left me with almost no confidence in the administration team. I think council should weigh on this heavily, this is all kinds of fucked.

I mean when you find sixteen revolvers on the ground

still powergaming on MRP :flushed:

no chemists on a somewhat lowpop round, just above additional access requisites
REE DONT GO INTO CHEMISTRY AS ONE OF THE ONLY MEDBAY STAFF YOU HAVE NO ACCESS

The shit you found on me that was “powergame”:

syringe gun from medbay storage; unloaded
uranium
toolbelt and insuls (bought from the vendor, not stolen)

You didn’t HAVE to chase me down in viro when it was clear i just wanted to do my job

Destroying someone’s workplace and work tools 4 no raisin is a justification for them to be returned, and if an offender were caught they’d be bwoinked

I told people what the pills would do. Only person i tried to convince was the clown

Sounds like you’re a bit salty you got robusted, and like you play sec officer to lord over people who dont play rp the way you like, innit mate?

Especially considering you’re the new grog here, dominating the player reports section like you are

having tools for no reason is a powergame break in it of itself as your viro and don’t need them for anything related to your job :flushed:

no chemists on a somewhat lowpop round, just above additional access requisites
REE DONT GO INTO CHEMISTRY AS ONE OF THE ONLY MEDBAY STAFF YOU HAVE NO ACCESS
The shit you found on me that was “powergame”:
syringe gun from medbay storage; unloaded
uranium
toolbelt and insuls (bought from the vendor, not stolen)

Kid you had hardsuits and stun batons and all sorts of bullshit you weren’t supposed to have as a fucking viro, no need to downplay it. Also let me tell you something, I am almost 100% certain that there was a chemist on duty, and all you had to do was ask. Sec told you no, and they were well within their right because you had absolutely no access. If there is no chemist, take it up with the HOP or the Captain who were on duty, and you could have easily done that – as an admin you should be a fucking MODEL player, and not a shitter, and this is clearly shitter behavior. You couldn’t be asked to take the time to use your chat, instead you just said YOLO and broke in, and then you were all pikachu shocked face when sec felt you needed to experience the full brunt of space law.

You didn’t HAVE to chase me down in viro when it was clear i just wanted to do my job

You didn’t have to break into chemistry when you could have asked for elevated access from HOP or Captain.

Destroying someone’s workplace and work tools 4 no raisin is a justification for them to be returned, and if an offender were caught they’d be bwoinked

Sure, I get that, but at the same time, YOU DONT GET TO FUCKING SPAWN SHIT IN FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE IT CREATES A FUCKING UNFAIR PLAYING FIELD FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS NOT A FUCKING ADMIN – MY FUCKING GOD, DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKED UP HERE?

LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU CAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE INCREDIBLY SIMPLE: DONT FUCKING SPAWN SHIT IN FOR YOURSELF CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE CANT FUCKING DO IT AND YOU ARE ABUSING YOUR FUCKING POWERS HURR FUCKING DURR

Sounds like you’re a bit salty you got robusted, and like you play sec officer to lord over people who dont play rp the way you like, innit mate?

This is an actual reply, from an actual fucking admin, who already has like 2 strikes on him, on a player report. You wanna talk about lording over people? Go hit the fucking admin report section and watch your name light up the fucking list like it’s going out of style.

Especially considering you’re the new grog here, dominating the player reports section like you are

Once again, admin, replying with this, like an acoustic child who knows they dun fucked up. Oh wow I got robusted cause I wasn’t using lethals and the fucking viro was running around gatting down security, acting incredulous now.

Go fuck yourself, you make every admin on this station look like a piece of shit with your terrible behavior and general sense of self.

Remember this is the admin that classified getting full augs as a non robitisist as powergaming…

So picking up a gratfruit as a non botnis/scientists would definitely be powergaming to the highest degree.

Uphold your own standards dude.

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I never had a hardsuit-just a firesuit (which i can EVA in as a plasmaman) I had one stunbaton from a sec officer who went crit due to the vacuum in viro (and his companions forgetting to pick it back up)

I checked pda, found no chemists or cmo. No HOP either, just some felinid captain wearing a hop uniform. I’m not gonna go through needless bureaucracy just to grind up a pie when the only reason i’m hacking in is to save myself a 2 minute walk to the holodeck

Sec shouldn’t be treated as if they have real authority. They’re just mallcops full of hot air anyways. The only sec action that surprised me was the actually competent ai and being somewhat coordinated over a solitary victimless crime

All i did was save the trial admin a mite of trouble because i’m faster. Same reason i break into places. Time is valuable and people are slow and unrobust.

Gatfruit on the floor, i’m valid at this point, didn’t rush that shit roundstart. Difference between this and that case is i have a need and there’s no effort involved

I never had a hardsuit-just a firesuit (which i can EVA in as a plasmaman) I had one stunbaton from a sec officer who went crit due to the vacuum in viro (and his companions forgetting to pick it back up)

I checked pda, found no chemists or cmo. No HOP either, just some felinid captain wearing a hop uniform. I’m not gonna go through needless bureaucracy just to grind up a pie when the only reason i’m hacking in is to save myself a 2 minute walk to the holodeck

Sec shouldn’t be treated as if they have real authority. They’re just mallcops full of hot air anyways. The only sec action that surprised me was the actually competent ai and being somewhat coordinated over a solitary victimless crime

All i did was save the trial admin a mite of trouble because i’m faster. Same reason i break into places. Time is valuable and people are slow and unrobust.

Zesko, you truly are the worst of the worst, you’re the kind of shitmin that just makes a station unbearable. When you are on the ban hammer side, you will ban people for the smallest and pettiest things, and you will fight tooth and nail to keep them banned, but when you yourself are playing IC, you are breaking every single rule, because apparently your “”“”““time””“”“”" is more valuable than anyone elses enjoyment of the round, and the rules just don’t apply to you.

Let me ask you, how many admins spawn shit in for themselves in IC? That in and of itself should be a major fucking scandal. You don’t get to decide what’s minor and what’s not, and you don’t get to just spawn shit in to “”“”“”“save time”“”“”" (because apparently for you, time is the most precious resource on the planet, and it excuses any action.)

So next time you bwoink anyone and they say OH HEY ZESKO THE REASON I BRAINED SEC IS BECAUSE INSTEAD OF GOING THROUGH THE TROUBLE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I JUST WANTED TO SAVE SOME FUCKING TIME, and you’ll just let em go right?

Seriously, council, FUCKING NOW.

Not quite. I’m known for being strict, but you only hear reports of bans, and never shit that’s resolved without a ban- most tickets end up with only a note or even just being marked ic. Don’t make assumptions when you don’t know shit- i’m callous, yes, but not sadistic.

If someone has no means of escaping arrest other than critting them, and they show no malicious intent beyond self defense, yeah, i’ll let em off the hook- especially since mrp sec is notorious for executions- arrests are very likely to be deadly, especially to someone in the position i was in- and lethals were my only guaranteed way to not get arrested and likely killed, or in the very least mugged

Actually, lemme check something…

former admin sainthusky got demoted for spawning himself mats on mrp

so is this what will be the fall of zesko the shitmin?

also reminder “mrp” you are to have some level of rp thus you are to atleast accsept that sec has authority to make arests. you should have willingly given yourself up without a figth.

if im not mistaken you gave oga a cargo ban for criting sec in self defence…

Nah, hunch was wrong. Either way, you’re grasping at straws here. I’ve broken no concrete mrp rules as far as i am aware, considering our currently undefined powergame policy. I never initiated conflict and kept to my own business until sec decided to interfere
(In fact, my brigging is what led to the virus itself being made, due to the captain asking me for it there]

Seriously, council now.

I gave oga a cargo ban for ganging up on and killing an officer with another cargo tech, and not making an effort to revive him in any way

grasping at straws
bans someone for killing sec in self defence
kills sec in self defence and thinks he did nothing wrong

Um :flushed:

This… isn’t council domain. I should know, i’m council

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