Why do the randomly generated characters look so retarded

like, when you go as a ghost spawner, or nuke op or something, and you don’t have a human character selected, it gives you a random appearance

who the fuck actually looks like a mud brown man with neon blue balding and an orange Gandalf beard, this isn’t a gay bar in san diego


No matter what server I go on, my randomized character always looks like a hippie with a gandalf beard and neon green hair. It’s weird.

well to be honest, this logic also goes for static namers too

why yes, i also am a catgirl with neon colored floorlength bedhead too

Also my stateec name looks cuul…

im a white guy though

Because all the options are evenly weighted, and there are far more stupid hair colours than regular ones, so they show up more often.