hmmm yes today i will play chaplain and start a cult
I’m in if theres grape koolaid
if i see u it’s on sight and i mean it this time
spawn as chaplain
head to chapel
it’s a huge hole in the floor
screw it, i’m taking over cargonia
waltz in, and slowly assert that they’re all paladins of cargonia now
murderboners are roaming outside, so I arm my men with mosins
we literally have 3 times as many guns as we needed
roam around the halls, with my cult, praising carp’se and gunning down murderboners
acquire AA from a follower, and call the shuttle
take over the shuttle, and gun down multiple lings with my cult
win and we all praise carp’sie
Basically, I turned cargonia into my own religious base, and armed cult by just saying “you guys are the holy paladins of carp’sie, order guns and defend the station.”
All you needed to say to earn cargo’s loyalty
Nothing says “I’m the leader of a cult” like a gang of warrior in followers robe armed with more guns than the entire security armory.
sounds a lot like the branch dividians
I will always join a chaplain cult no matter what.
based. you get into so much cool shit. nothing cool ever happens to me, i just get banned.
speaking of which, i got a third permaban today. let’s see how long this one takes to decay.
Doesn’t take much for me to abandon something if people start breaking le rules.
Remember back during the sethtide when you could draw a single crayon rune in maint and literally cause the entire sec staff to think it was a cult? Good times.
I remember losing my shit to seeing a bunch of crayon runes