This is most likely the scariest way of rushing all-access if you have HoP on station. This method is guaranteed to make them fart and shid and cum all at the same time.
Rush them tools. Self-explainatory.
Check if you have HoP. If you do, proceed to the next step.
Fuck off to cargo maintenance
Grab a wrench and a welder and swap the sorting pipe with a regular, curved pipe. The sorting disposal pipe is what stops the trash from moving further down the pipe (which leads straight to HoP’s office), so we’re changing it to a regular pipe.
Use a welder to unweld them, then a wrench to unsecure them from the floor, swap their places, wrench the regular curved pipe in place of the sorting one and weld it. It should end up looking like this:
Make sure that the HoP is still serving people at the line. Shift-click the console to see if he has his ID inserted into it.
Fucking RUN to the nearest disposal unit and flush yourself down. This is done by dragging your sprite onto the bin and pressing “engage”.
Watch as the disposal takes you RIGHT to HoP’s office.
Once you’re there, the HoP wont even have time to realise what happened, giving you time to act.
AND YOU GOTTA ACT QUICK
Run up to the console, ALT-CLICK it to take out the id’s and skrrtt outta there with your AA. Go to the arrivals sec post, use HoP’s id to give yourself AA.
IF HE DIDN’T HAVE THE ID IN THE CONSOLE, YOU CAN STILL GET IT BY TABLESLAMMING HIM INTO SUBMISSION, THEN TAKING IT OFF OF HIM
Give HoP`s id back to him and watch as he shits himself non-stop from your robustness. He will most likely be too scared, so he won’t try to stop you.