Tian`s guide on rushing AA with the power of rerouted disposals

This is most likely the scariest way of rushing all-access if you have HoP on station. This method is guaranteed to make them fart and shid and cum all at the same time.

STEP ONE:
Rush them tools. Self-explainatory.

STEP TWO:
Check if you have HoP. If you do, proceed to the next step.

STEP THREE:
Fuck off to cargo maintenance
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Grab a wrench and a welder and swap the sorting pipe with a regular, curved pipe. The sorting disposal pipe is what stops the trash from moving further down the pipe (which leads straight to HoP’s office), so we’re changing it to a regular pipe.
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Use a welder to unweld them, then a wrench to unsecure them from the floor, swap their places, wrench the regular curved pipe in place of the sorting one and weld it. It should end up looking like this:
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STEP FOUR:
Make sure that the HoP is still serving people at the line. Shift-click the console to see if he has his ID inserted into it.
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STEP FIVE:
Fucking RUN to the nearest disposal unit and flush yourself down. This is done by dragging your sprite onto the bin and pressing “engage”.
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STEP SIX:
Watch as the disposal takes you RIGHT to HoP’s office.
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Once you’re there, the HoP wont even have time to realise what happened, giving you time to act.
AND YOU GOTTA ACT QUICK
Run up to the console, ALT-CLICK it to take out the id’s and skrrtt outta there with your AA. Go to the arrivals sec post, use HoP’s id to give yourself AA.
IF HE DIDN’T HAVE THE ID IN THE CONSOLE, YOU CAN STILL GET IT BY TABLESLAMMING HIM INTO SUBMISSION, THEN TAKING IT OFF OF HIM

STEP SEVEN:
Give HoP`s id back to him and watch as he shits himself non-stop from your robustness. He will most likely be too scared, so he won’t try to stop you.
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Nooooo muh sekrit disposals route

Just gather the army and break the walls down

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thanks, BoxStation is not so gay after all :flushed:

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can do this on meta too, but it’s trickier cuz the pipe that you’ll need to replace is located just outside hop’s office

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Syndicate saboteur borgs can tag themselves for disposals.

holy fuck that’s beautiful

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Did they force Tian to wear a tank-top after the strict no-ERP rule? I swear he was shirtless a month ago.

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im just banned and playing on other servers bruh, cant be bothered to fully set my character up

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tableslams are next to useless lul

bruh… slamming someone 3 times literally causes stamcrit doe

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You have singlehandedly destroyed every HoP’s will to live

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absolute fucking gamer holy fuck

REJECT FIREAXE HOP LINE META

EMBRACE DISPOSALS HOP LINE META

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FUCK you

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FIREAXE META IS NO MORE

mfw the axe that was literally made to break windows in one hit doesnt fucking do anything anymore

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its 5 hits to get to the console now :tired_face:

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bro wtffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Does this really work? Hop has plenty of time to react and its really loud.

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Oh, you have no idea how well this works. You usually can start running right after getting out of disposals (although sometimes you may get slammed into a wall and get stunned for a second), which allows you to rush the console near-instantaneously, with HoP having no time to react.

But… isn’t stealing someones ID card self antag since its a unique item :flushed: