This story is here, for those that have never witnessed, nor will ever witness, such a magnificent specimen ever to exist on beestation.
And for those who have witnessed, will agree with me when I say we were selected by god to witness such an event unfold
Now /ourguy/ will only live on in legends told by those who have been forever changed
The story of /ourguy/ manateeb, the lone op with no plans.
Be Manateeb watching incursion murderbone station
Incursion dies to horrible luck, two get rodded and the other two die to their own hubris
Lone Op comes up
Select yes because I haven’t played in awhile
GET IT AND SPAWN NEXT TO TWO MEGACARPS
kill them while spending my entire mag and spacing myself to another z level
waste the last shot to go back to station and leave gun on solars
Unbeknownst to me, I am surrouned by the ring of the dead who all cheer on this absolute madlad
Go to viro, and slowly break in with my combat knife
Use my massive brain to buy a L6 Saw, realize it needs ammo to break stuff
Decide to buy a Desword as well so my other two arms can do something
Break the window with a desword
Go into viro maints and decide to take a break
Admire the wall in maint before doing my mission
Its so metallic and beautiful that I cannot take my eyes off it
Buy an emag
Ponder emagging the wall to see if I can unlock its true potential
To see if this magnificence can be further enhanced
Decide against it, and begin my big brain move and make my way to departures
Use my L6 to kill 3 people and leave the gun cuz its empty
Full health sec borg watches as I kill a bunch of people and bolts me out of departures
Leave after that because I must enact my bigger plans and I cant really get in to kill more
Barely kill CMO because a MULE stops me
Mule gets stuck in space trying to run me over
Decide to stop chasing CMO and go collect disk
Slowly strip person who has disk in medbay
I look in awe at this dead body for a few seconds before collecting the disk
Say out loud that I need to go to vault
EMAG THE FUCKING BOLTED DOOR TO VAULT
Luckily the inner door is already open or I would be fucked
Slowly break the windows around the bolted door for awhile
Make my way too the final step of my BIG BRAIN FUCKING PLAN
Dont remember the code
DECIDE TO SLOWLY BRUTE FORCE THE FUCKING CODE BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE MHELPING
TRY OVER 20+ TIMES AT THE CODE SLOWLY GETTING FRUSTRATED AS THE SHUTTLE JUST ARRIVED
SOMEHOW FUCKING GET THE CODE BECAUSE IT WAS 11116 BY SOME TWIST OF FUCKING FATE
Defend vault for a bit but decide it would be better not to blow up with station
Before I leave the z level decide to do one last CHAD THING and kill a carp
Greentext
