You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess, huh? Let me start from the beginning.
be me
sec officer
no hos
no boss
no one else to talk to
“hey,” says the ai, its robotic voice sounding autistic
i give a quick response then run off to engie
get insuls
get axe
smash into hos office
secure gun, pointer, shield, the good stuff
look at sensors and see two people don’t have sensors on
hop and some science nerd
look for science nerd but can’t find them
run into hop in maint
hop is literally holding a hacked ai upload board
“ok”
arrest and transfer
check the AI, they’re not subverted
become captain
keep looking for sci nerd but can’t find them
continue shift like normal
“Captain (CEO of Racism) is onboard!”
oh shit, captain’s here
give disk and other shit to cap
“Hey, security. Are any of you, uhhhh, catgirls?” sniffed the jew-like sounding captain
“Uhhh, no,” I lied. “Maybe,” I followed with
“Yeah, you can kill them all you want I’m the CEO of RACISM,” bleats this tard
ok
challenge accepted
gathering all my gamer gear I set out to finally detain the CEO of racism…
My quest had began, I made up my mind. I am going to detain the capta–
“what the fuck?” I manage to think to myself, completely fucking baffled
captain is destroying all of cargo
“THAT’S WHAT YA GET, FELINID!” the same jewish voice is heard from Cargo Bay
I enter…
captain with muhh axe that I used to stea-- I mean get hos’ stuff
QM is remaining chill and says, “It’s all fine…”
no
this isn’t fine
this is self-antag and I’m gonna valid hunt
My plans changed, not detain… demote…
“The Emergency Shuttle has Docked with the Station”
oh right
the shuttle…
zap, blast, and cuff that captain using hos gun and inquisition armour
go to shuttle bri–
WHY IS EVERYONE A DEMON?
WHY DO WE ALL HAVE CHAINSAWS?
why is it all red…
why do I–
RIP AND TEAR!!
SPILL GUTS
KILL ALL SONS OF BITCHES
MHAHAHAHHAHAHW!
*spaces le captain*
And that’s how I killed the CEO of Raci–
bwoink
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poof
