The ban game

What??? Not a shitpost???

Yeah this is a real post. Despite the 1 shitpost per day agenda I’m still here to fuck around normally.

Now let’s play a game. Here’s how.

Go to the bans page of Beestation. Go to a random page. Stop whenever you feel like it.
Protip: edit the page link with a random number instead of breaking your finger.

Don’t read any bans yet.

Once you have your number of choice, find the funniest or otherwise best ban on the page and paste it.

Don’t paste bans that someone else already did. If you get the same page, post the runner up.

Let’s go!

Page 207

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Looks like someone was doing a Sweeny Todd gimmick.

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This one is the funny one

This one I’m just confused about

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3 day ban for a wrench what

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What other option do you have?
Let some fucking greytider steal it? Fuck off.

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Toxic was a really bad admin who got booted almost instantly then babyraged and started to ban evade.

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died

this counts as a shitpost for your quota but it’s still a good idea

THESE ALL WERE ON ONE PAGE

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I cheated because this ban has since been editted, but this will always be my favorite oopsie when writing a ban reason.

The player’s name was “Murderboning N–” and bloons had simply copy/pasted it from player panel without giving it full thought in the moment as a ban reason.

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if the sm is not setup that would delam it

I guess you could say they were… Toxic

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page 84, both of these are equally good


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fucker doesn’t need hardsuit

Dude has a point.

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I’m pretty sure IPC-s still take temperature and pressure damage. They don’t need to breathe and are immune to radiation although.

IIRC a fire suit used to (maybe still does?) make them largely immune to space.

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Yep, I fondly remember donning my atmos fire suit to space walk as an IPC.