Whether you have been subverted, got an ion law you loved, or otherwise, I would love to hear your ai stories.
Wasn’t an AI, but a Cyborg.
We got subverted by a Traitor who had to hijack, but then we got an ion law that all lifeforms needed Charcoal.
I was the only Mediborg that we had so while the rest of the silicon team worked on plasmaflooding and other wanton murder I made sure that everyone got charcoal.
Burning to death in the hallway?
Have some charcoal.
At the end I made an announcement blaming people not taking Charcoal as the cause of the misfortune.
isn’t my favorite, but it was still rememberable and it might be funny to some people.
Also, I can’t include links so here’s the cut link
imgur . com/a/9m9v5jW
Liking murderbone as AI is for fucking chumps. My favourite experience as AI was when I got an ion law telling me to keep all the doors in sec bolted closed. I spent next half an hour to an hour lying through my teeth. Someone would unbolt the door and I would re-bolt it the split second they could no longer see it. I pinned it on assistants, the greytide virus, my cyborgs… I used every excuse in the book and they bought it. It’s a real fucking shame that the round ended with me getting murderbone laws that got me bwoinked for killing one of the ~3 people I couldn’t kill out of a station of 40 people.
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