Syndie Item you can buy for 5 telecrystals

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Experimental neural enhancer

This is a syringe, like the mulligan, when injected, gives you a random special trauma, it, Comes with a free random minor brain trauma!

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and WHY would this be useful? very few traumas are beneficial.

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violent psychosis is budget CQC, Imaginary friend acts as a scout, bluespace attunement, Not sure what it does, but sounds useful, Just to name a few

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I like this, i think it’s a pretty cool idea!

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The idea is good, but it seems overpriced in my opinion. Of course, if you could get a bunch of these it would be unbalanced, but 5 TC for a 2/7 chance for a definitely beneficial and useful trauma doesn’t seem very worth it. Maybe make it 3 TC but limited to only buying 1 or 2?

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of course, I’m going to blacklist certain traumas like criminal mind, because it is FUCKING USELESS

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Ah um…you…dont want Bluespace attunement.

I wont tell you what it does because i want you to figure out on your own and laugh.

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what does it do, tell me please

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Boot up a private test server, use admin powers and give it to yourself. Then give yourself a BOH.

Enjoy.

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1: criminal mind is ONLY from beepsky smash
2: What if this item was a more offensive playstyle item? You inject someone with it, and if they aren’t a syndicate member (in nuke ops) or a traitor (in traitor) and they get a deep-rooted and harmful trauma? If you tried to inject it into yourself/your teammate nothing would happen and it wouldn’t be spent. It’s TC count and all would have to adjusted but I could see it.

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JUST TELL ME, MY COMPUTER IS SHOTTY AND O DONT HAVE A SPARE TO BOOT UP MY OWN SERVER

body is clear trust me

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this item serves as a way to teach traitors special traumas and how to utilize it Ina controlled fashion via telecrystals

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Its effectively noclipping wallhacks. Except when you have an BOH it makes it funnier.

To quote from the /tg/ wiki:

Bluespace Prophecy Patient can sense the bluespace around them, showing them passageways no one else can see. You feel the bluespace pulsing around you… bluespace attunement

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sweet through walls?

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There is a reason you dont want it: Maximum salt.

And then you fucking die.