Swept Admin Application

Listen to this while you read my appeal

Your CKEY (Including any alts you have):

Swept. I have alts but i’m not gonna post them because it’s on a need-to-know basis sweaty.

Your Discord Name (Including any alts you have):

Swept#2000

How often are you online to play/admin? (Timezone):

I live in the chad PST timezone so i’ll be asleep during peak hours. Luckily my huge intellect will allow me to perform my administrative duties in my sleep.

What changes, if any, would you bring?:

I would shitpost a ton in adminbus.

How old are you?:

That’s on a need to know basis.

Why do you want to be an admin?:

To shitpost in adminbus and bring glory to beestation.

How long have you been playing SS13?:

What do I look like a calendar?

How long have you been playing BeeStation?:

I connected once on accident.

On a scale of 1-10, how skilled are you in SS13?:

1

On a scale of 1-10, how skilled are you as an admin?:

10

Have you ever been an admin on another server? This is not limited to SS13:

I once owned a porn discord and @everyone’d 4,000 people almost every single day. I got drunk one night and really sad and someone tricked me into giving them ownership of the server. Then they permabanned me.

Do you have any alternate accounts on SS13? If so, could you provide their CKEY?:

I already answered that dumbass.

Your strengths:

I am a massive piece of shit
I’m biased
I hate black people

Your weaknesses:

Femboys

Is there anything that gets you really mad, real fast?:

What do you think is the most important trait for a staff member to have?:

Play Warhammer 40k Soulstorm Ultimate Apocalypse Mod

What makes a staff team good?:

What is a staff team’s purpose?:

To constantly harass players and make sure people never have

What kind of player are you?:

I don’t play

How do you think you will change once you become a staff member?:

I will abuse my position to constantly shill Spacestation 14 to players, staff and admins. https://spacestation14.io/about/

The clown slips the HoS and steals his gun, spacing it right after. What do you do?:

Maxcap the station

A non-antagonist is sabotaging the Atmospherics loop and pumping plasma into the distro, along with dragging around a canister and releasing it into the atmosphere. Assuming that another admin is cleaning up the after-effects, how do you conduct the ahelp with him?:

Maxcap the station

A chemist who is working alone accidentally mixes an explosive mixture inside of his chem dispenser, instantly killing himself and destroying the machine, along with exposing Chemistry to space. Nobody else was injured aside from him as a result of his actions. What do you do?:

Maxcap the station

Me dancing

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Hello,

I am Swept’s friend that is a boy replying from his account. I think this appeal is very well and good and I think he should be admin very soon! Also, since swept said it’s okay, you guys can pm me for a pic of my thighs.

Hello,

I am Swept’s friend that is a boy replying from his account. I think this appeal is very well and good and I think he should be admin very soon! Also, since swept said it’s okay, you guys can pm me for a pic of my thighs.

XOXO,

Hello,

I am Swept’s friend that is a boy replying from his account. I think this appeal is very well and good and I think he should be admin very soon! Also, since swept said it’s okay, you guys can pm me for a pic of my thighs.

XOXO,

Jin!

oops I accidentally sent the same message twice

fuck sorry I meant 3 times

femboy tummy

please do not shitpost on swept’s appeal!
uwah

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[Chorus]
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low lowThem baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 1:]
I ain’t never seen nuthin that’ll make me go,
This crazy all night spendin my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do i see what I think I
Whoa
Did I think I seen shorty get low
Ain’t the same when it’s up that close
Make it rain, I’m makin it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
I’m into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain’t a problem, got a pocket full of that!
[Chorus]
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
Got the whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low lowThem baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low[Verse 2:]
Hey
Shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans full of gwap
And they ready for Shones
Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patrone on the rocks that’ll make you moanOne stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that’s three grand)
What you think I’m playin baby girl
I’m the man, I’ll bend the rubber bandsThat’s what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn’t control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a pornography poster
She showed her[Chorus]
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low lowThem baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low[Verse 3:]
Whoa
Shawty
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash,
And I ain’t want it back,
The way she bit that rag,
Got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo Above her crack,
I had to handle that,I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin
They be want it two in the mornin
I’m zonin in them rosay bottles foamin
She wouldn’t stop, made it drop
Shorty did that pop and lock,
Had to break her off that gwap
Gah it was fly just like my glock[Chorus]
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
Got the whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low lowThem baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Come on! come on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

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please if anyone’s getting admin from this (((amazing))) recruitment drive let it be this man

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I don’t know what else the admins were expecting, regardless this is peak perfection

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Hello my name is Wilchen better known as Shezza and I support this application.

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Meme apps can be submitted to #general, but keep them out of the actual categories.

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