Renault vs. Ian

Renault or Ian?
  • Renault
  • Ian

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Now that the Renault donor items are in, there is more Renault gear than there is Ian gear. I think Renault is finally strong enough to take on the champ.

paraplegic ian has fortitude

vote ian or you’re a filthy erper

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Walter

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Oh fun, a ‘who would win in a fight thread’ ok so I think, IAN would kick Renaults ass, why you may ask, ok I can tell you
1: Ian is bigger
2: Ian is more useful than the hop
3: Renault. is. cringe.

that being said, Ian does have some downsides

1: he can start without legs
2: he can spawn as a puppy
3: he is the HoP’s pet

but you gotta remember the most important part of all EVEN IF IAN LOSES Renault is Valid and will be murdered by everybody

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holy shit you’re right

ok ok, but what if renault nonlethally takes down ian? pacification or something idk

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Shakes head no because you can’t non-lethal ian

also how the fuck is he supposed to hold a disabler?

What if we put C4 on renault

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Who is renault… …

The fox in captain’s office

Unfinished laundry if you ask me

Walters the best dog change my mind

Wait Walter is a dog? I thought he was a fucking baby polar bear!

This is not a joke btw. I actually thought he was a baby polar bear.

yeah he’s one of those weird inbred dogs like…pugs

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He actually looks more like a baby polar bear than a dog. So i always assumed he was that.

I mean for fucks sakes he says Firetrucks. Not bark.

Yes i know that is not relevant to my point.

Yes, more Inbred than yeast

Walter is a semi-common internet meneWalter

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I get the firetrucks thing now…

Lamaar is the best pet change my mind