Your Discord: I’m not in the BeeStation Discord Server, this didn’t happen in the Discord Server, and I now frequent the forums, so I’m not initially including this, but I can add it after the fact if it’s needed for something I’m not anticipating.
Offender’s CKEY: Unknown, Unknown, Unknown, Unknown (I don’t know how I’m supposed to get those, because I can’t easily find a replay viewer and I got no reply when I Mentorhelped about it)
Offender’s In-Game Name: Mr. Bone, Eats-The-Bugs, Maurice Apate, Ward Chromlie
Server (Sage or Acacia): Sage
Date (MM-DD-YYYY): 05-03-2022
Round Number: 37860
Rules Broken: Ward broke 1.6, and no others that I know of; Eats possibly broke 1.6, probably broke rule 3, and almost definitely broke rule 9; Maurice probably broke rule 3, as well as rule 9; Mr. Bone broke rule 9, and no others that I know of.
I played an Apid, and so I was seeking fruit. I asked the Botanists (Maurice and Eats-The-Bugs) for fruit, came back just a bit later to ask how progress was going, and was told to be patient.
I come back over twenty minutes later, and they still have not grown any edible fruits despite me having directly asked for fruit earlier. I ask for any food, and they give me an ear of corn that takes me from hungry to OVERFED in one(!) bite. I stayed fat for half the remaining shift, because nobody was able to make lipolicide and I couldn’t find any Medical Doctors who were willing to do fat removal surgery. I think this is a rule 3 violation, because the Botanists were not producing anything that was safely edible (everything else I could see them growing was durathread, wood, wheat, or drugs and the Chef was pretty much only making burgers that I’m pretty sure I couldn’t eat without suffering). The rule 9 violation is because the Botanists were also mass-crafting bows & arrows, and using Common radio to advertise that they were giving them out to all Assistants. One of them also made a gaseous-decomp Pax(?) plant and gave it out to Sec, which - according to O.O.C. - was used by the Sec force to enhance their shitcurity powers. I don’t have any names to attach to that, and I don’t even know for sure if it was a problem (I know there were pacification plants, but not if they were used for evil), since I was hitting rocks pretty much the entire shift. I mention rule 1.3 as well because Eats-The-Bugs kept saying “my brother in Christ”, an extremely transparent reference to a lame meme that’s been circulating lately.
Mr. Bone came out of a locker while I was begging Botany to grow fruit, said “Vibe check”, shot me in the head with an arrow, and ran off.
Ward Chromlie said “Bruh.” at one point over Common.
I couldn’t bring the Botanists’ antics up with the Head of Personnel, as (as far as I knew) we didn’t HAVE one for most of the shift. I brought it up with our H.O.P. (Linus Lemmings) when they arrived, and they made it sound like they’d handle it, but when I checked in on Botany quite a bit later there was still nothing edible being grown. This lack of action is likely because the shift was a shitshow, we had a Wizard AND Swarmers - so H.R. likely became a secondary concern.