Pauleen Dickinson, Bob Banana, Billy Banana Player Report

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In-game report:

   CKEY: thee_flame_prince

   Your Discord: Jameson#1780

   Offender’s CKEY: Unknown

   LRP or MRP server: LRP

   Offender’s In-Game Name: Pauleen Dickinson, Bob Banana, Billy Banana

   Date (MM-DD-YYYY): 03-21-2021

   Round Number: 28107

   Rules Broken: R3 - Do not Grief, R9 Metagaming and Meta-communications

Incident Description: Pauleen made some potassium syringes, chem bombs and went to griefing. Shot and exploded three people, bombed QM front desk and then suicided. Shortly after, Bob Banana (chemist) and Billy Banana (assistant with Pauleen’s chemist ID) showed up on the station, stripped Pauleen and attack Sara Pete, who was in the process of being cloned. Bob Banana then proceeded to put a bomb in Billy Banana, bomb the holodeck and kill Billy Banana, bombing medbay in the process. In ghost chat, Bob claimed it was an experiment to test out the blast radius of meth bombs.

Additional Information:

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was ghost, can confirm the QM’s front desk exploded, which killed someone, also saw someone getting shot with the syringes.

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Was in medbay at the time of the bombing and died to it as well.

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Wait so Bob died too? Are you saying the bomb from inside Billy that destroyed holo also destroyed medbay, or that Bob made a separate cap for medbay?

Sounds like meta-friends too.
This entire description is comical on multiple levels, Good ol’ golden mayhem.

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Bob Banana toolboxed his “brother” Billy Banana in Medbay, causing him to explode and kill himself, Billy and stand-byers. Sounds like a game of Clue.

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No joke, the names just add to the absurdity. With no context, this should’ve gone into the post kino.

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I was the QM that round and yes i can confirm i was bombed

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so are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure they weren’t blood brothers

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Only one antag that round and it wasn’t blood brothers

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BAAAAAACKLOG! LOOOOOOOOOGDIVE! Let’s do this.

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Appropriate (Real) Round ID 28109 (please do not get round IDs from the current round and just subtract 1. Both servers use the same counter.)

  • [2021-03-21 16:42:28.616] Bogdaman1 \ Pauleen Dickinson \ Chemist \ NONE \ LATEJOIN
  • [2021-03-21 17:02:05.669] BigChungus123 \ Bob Banana \ Chemist \ NONE \ LATEJOIN
  • [2021-03-21 17:02:47.256] Gaynaaparatima \ Billy Banana \ Assistant \ NONE \ LATEJOIN

All three have been banned for grief and metacommunications. Report defunct, but may be used as evidence in any appeals.