Out of these 5 Races, which would you chose

short story material lmao

Lizards have been forgotten :pensive:

The oppression never ends.

lizard people exist irl already, do you not follow conspiracy theories?

What do you mean by theory?

Lizards lost the coinflip. May I offer you an apid instead?

Why do we have so many Moths?


Bee station right now

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The two reasons are exactly as described:

  1. Fluff.
  2. Wings.
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Totaling the polls…
36 people would reject humanity in favor of service to the omnissiah
9 people <3 Bees..
Another 9 people really love that 4th state of matter.
At least 6 people have participated in this poll.
And the remaining 6 people people are vibin like this dude

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Unfortunately if I was a felinid I wouldn’t be able to eat chocolate or swim and I could suffer discrimination, attest I would probably get bitches that way and If I would be a plasmaman or IPC there is way more I could not do.

It’s a toss-up between IPC and felinid for me.
IPC because I’d get cool robot powers.
Felinid because they’re basically humans anyways - just stay away from all of the terminally online people and you’ll be A-OK.

You won’t get to eat chocolate though.

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not to mention there are ALOT of terminally online people

You’d pretty much have to forgo living in a seriously populate area at all.

Felinids are able to eat chocolate, the terminally online people just gaslit them into not eating it.

Not the felinid of our game

I wonder if I was a felinid, I could use my tail to carry more things, close doors, choke someone,

If I was an ipc I can probably powergame myself by upgrading myself or attaching multiple limbs/tails

If I was was a plasmaman I could sell my farts

If I was an apid, ill probably be in area 51

If I was an oozeling Il probably kill people by accident

If I was a moth, ill would be run over by a car

If I was a lizard, ill run for president

id be a mushroom person and make my radius toxic

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You forgot about the most damning thing about playing IPC: THE ELECTERIC BILL!

Who the hell would know if I charged myself in the macdonalds bathroom

You can’t just charge yourself in public restrooms/malls! They’ll soon find out that the giant robot is indeed using their outlets for charging!

Ill get an eel as a battery pack