OSHA inspector gimmick job

Centcom has sent a OSHA inspector to make sure the station is up to code (no broken glass, all walls patched up, nothing leading into space) and has the ability to fine the whole station if it fails the test. This could also be a random event at like the 30 minutes mark (or enough time for the station to start taking some damage).

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Technically this is part of the Lawyer’s job but let’s be honest it never gets done and even if a lawyer took that part seriously nothing would come of it.

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I feel like the lawyer should have some way of messaging centcom to get the OSHA so they would be actually useful for something

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Lawyer definitely needs a direct, portable line to CentCom. With CentCom able to detonate it remotely if abused, PDA bomb style.

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Fax machines. See GitHub.

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