New antag: Vincent and Jules

A double agent has defected from the Syndicate and stolen a mysterious briefcase from the Donksoft vault. Fleeing from both Nanotrasen and Syndicate operatives, he boarded Space Station 13 under a false identity, believing himself safe from retribution. Unknown to him, the Syndicate has dispatched their best 2 operatives to terminate the double agent and retrieve the case. Vincent and Jules have arrived.

Double agent objectives:
Survive until the end of the shift
Have the briefcase in your possession at the end of the shift

Vincent and Jules objectives:
Let the double agent know that your name is the Lord when you lay your vengeance upon him
Retrieve the briefcase
Try not to shoot Marvin in the face
Outdance the clown (if Vincent)
Say MOTHERFUCKER!!! more times than anyone else on the station (if Jules)

Double agent equipment and abilities:
Standard traitor stuff, plus a huge fucking revolver

Vincent abilities and equipment:
Stetchkin/M1911/Desert Eagle
Mullet
Dance-off ability: Vincent dances out of the way of oncoming melee attacks for 5 seconds, 30 second cooldown

Jules abilities and equipment:
Stetchkin/M1911/Desert Eagle
Afro
Act of God ability: Ranged attacks miraculously miss Jules for 5 seconds while he recites verses from Ezekiel, 30 second cooldown

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This is goofy as hell.

I love it.

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Absolutely yes. More silly, less sweaty. :+1:

Sounds great. We need a Blues Brothers antag too though.

I’ll get some ideas written up

And then the mime became the antag and he could not speak.
The internal screaming was unholy.

If Vincent and Jules are in trouble, they could have the ability to call in an admin-spawned fixer to get them out.
“You’re sending the wolf? Shit, that’s all you had to say”

sounds good. Flesh it out a bit and this has huge potential