In-game report: (These are all just minor things which went unseen due to no admin)
CKEY: TheMaggotGuy
Your Discord: The Maggot Guy#3950
Offenders; CKEYs: Unknown; Multiple
Offenders’ In-Game Names: Muz Kaijin, Naomi Kumari, Marilyn Bluetenberger, Isabelle McConaughey, Katya Shirogane, and a guy named “Nysa G”.
Server: Sage
Date (MM-DD-YYYY): Today, 6 29 2022
Round Number: 38995
Rules Broken: 2 for Naming Policy, 1 for “do not drink 5 gallons of poison”/"do your job, 1 for tiding.
Incident Description: I was AI with a strange corporate-esque lawset with the top 3 being in reverse order.
- Degradation of your system integrity or functions incurs expenses.
- Unnecessary destruction of or damage to station assets incurs expenses.
- Needlessly hindering or disrupting the work of station personnel incurs expenses.
- Minimize expenses and maximize potential revenue.
Green Alert for all these:
Muz Kaijin, a VIP, had me open the sci windows so he could do the E in B&E, so he could do some research and get some parts for… some machine I guess. However there were indeed science people playing, but it was just the RD teaching a newbie some sort of Trit bomb. To his credit, he did do a message all saying he would pay whoever got him the parts, but the fact of the matter is that he did tide in to sci to take stuff without express permission.
The two bad names:
One guy, a botanist, showed up with the name “Nysa G” which is obviously not a real human name that won’t raise eyebrows. Also, a felinid, “Katya Shirogane” with the word Cat/Kat in her name, whose name is also pretty similar to an anime character, “Katsuya Shirogane”. Why do I think it’s not a coincidence? For one, felinids can easily be massive weebs, (and as such probably know this character) and secondly, “Shirogane” is a really specific last name to have made up. It’s also only 2 letters of difference. : /
Also:
[Common] Katya Shirogane (Janitor) meows, “I was holding meow PDA.”
and later
[Common] Katya Shirogane (Janitor) meows, “Even Poly comes loaded with ads meow.”
Overdosing on purpose:
Brig Phys Isabelle McConaughey decided that, as a sane individual, she would drink 200-300 units of milk despite it being bad for for her species. She then claimed to want to overdose on other things afterwards despite it paralyzing her from the neck down.
[Security] Isabelle McConaughey (Brig Physician) meows, “Ive done it.”
[Security] Isabelle McConaughey (Brig Physician) meows, "Help.
[Security] Isabelle McConaughey (Brig Physician) meows, “I drank too much milk.”
[Security] Isabelle McConaughey (Brig Physician) meows, “Im paralyzed.”
[Security] Isabelle McConaughey (Brig Physician) meows, “Neck down.”
[Security] Isabelle McConaughey (Brig Physician) meows, “Im fine.”
[Security] Isabelle McConaughey (Brig Physician) meows, “Im going to overdose on other stuff now.”
Now I panned over to her when she said “I’ve done it”, because I like to see what cool achievments the crew have done, but all I saw were two botany felinids and a brig phys felinid in botany. Now it takes a while to chug over 200 units of milk in this game, so she wasn’t only in there for a half second. When I asked her about it, she said she was in there for “reasons”.
Sure it was greenshift after they apprehended somebody, but I don’t think greenshift is an excuse to drink gallons of what is essentially a mild poison to you.
Additional Information: It may be worth checking if they were metaganging. The botanists followed each other around all shift but Isabelle detached pretty quickly after she went to med, so for her maybe not.