In-game report:
CKEY: Not megatron
Your Discord: notmegatron
Offender’s CKEY:
Offender’s In-Game Name: Manon LeBlanc
Date (YYYY-MM-DD): 2025-01-03
Round Number: 51204
Rules Broken: 8 Do Not Grief
Incident Description:
Man, here we go. I am mime. Mission objective from god: collect all the action figures and ascend. Security is busted open and I go in looking for the sec officer figure. Det stands there, menaces me with the revolver. I apply soap, grab gun, dump out the bullets and drop the gun on the floor, laugh.
Det picks up the gun, loads it, and mag dumps me as a “warning.” This isn’t cool. I apply soap again, grab gun and run to the kitchen to try and make a deep fried gamer gun. Det puts me in hardcrit, I eventually die. She fullstrips me and steals my ID and PDA while I’m dead.
I get revived, and see det fighting the chef in the kitchen. I start throwing banana peels, making walls, generally get in the way because I don’t know why they’re fighting but fuck det. She chases me down and executes me for this. Starts telling people in LOOC that I’m a griefer when they try and stop her. Fullstrips me again and throws me in the garbage where I lay for half an hour. Ages later, my body is found by some good samaritans in cargo and she again tries to tell them not to revive me.
So, to recap: Shot for slipping, beat to death for trying to eat her gun, executed and attempted RR for meddling with an arrest.
Additional Information: I’m not going to act like I handled things perfectly - I was mad - or that I was an innocent victim in all this - I was annoying as hell - but being annoying is not a reason to shoot me in the face and trying to eat her revolver is not a reason to execute me, especially not as the detective. It’s also worth mentioning that I was a pacifist so aside from some a cheeky shuttle showdown, I never harmed a single person.