Make this red phone do something

There’s this red phone in HoS office, but it doesn’t do anything. I think it should do something. You’re free to make a suggestions on what exacltly should it do.
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He doesn’t know what it does?
Don’t tell him boys.

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He doesn’t know that it randomly makes a felinid on the station die?

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HOS’s request line for DS and ERT but it is DNA locked

Why would you ask for a deathsquad? They kill the crew as well.

I guess you could call them so you can steal a pulse rifle.

-monkies have the station
-HOS is half dead
-send DS
-dies

papa john’s customer service line

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