Mails Fails copilation

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Just a few of Mails fails

Hal trap in the hotel
Hal trap in the hotel614×618 228 KB

Hal trap in the blue space hotel
And so Hal lear that you have to prest alt clic to Hijack
And so Hal lear that you have to prest alt clic to Hijack1920×1080 280 KB

Hal learning that the old way to hyack the shuttle dosen’t work any more
human harm
human harm1102×588 351 KB

The time an AI committed human harm to kill Hal
5 slimes and a SM 1
5 slimes and a SM 11097×905 168 KB

Hal underestimating the strength of the lightning from the SM
COULD I
COULD I1920×1080 141 KB

Hal is hunted in engineering and body hide while agonizing.
Hal is lost in space
Hal is lost in space1920×1080 129 KB

Hal lost in space by a bug
Hapy ending
Hapy ending1920×1080 132 KB

This ended with well
Fuck swarmers 3
Fuck swarmers 31099×961 108 KB

Fucking swarmers
I SURE LOVE GETING MURDER AT THE START OF AN EMTY ROUND FOR ACCES
I SURE LOVE GETING MURDER AT THE START OF AN EMTY ROUND FOR ACCES1920×1080 153 KB

Hal getting murder at round start in low pop trying to help an explorer unlock the APC of the ship
when Hal is not the cap
when Hal is not the cap1920×1080 164 KB

When the traitors take over in low pop
Nigmare self anatg becauses fuck me
Nigmare self anatg becauses fuck me1920×1080 223 KB

Nightmare doing Nightmare things.
I try defending myself with a welder, the Nightmare consumed the light…
trool admin
trool admin1920×1080 173 KB

Hal getting troll by an admin
contined
contined1920×1080 282 KB

That fucking thing
POW you walk into viro
POW you walk into viro1920×1080 223 KB

POV you late arrive
MY MONEY
MY MONEY1920×1080 222 KB

THAT’S MY MONEY
PAIN
PAIN1920×1080 273 KB

PAIN
Shit hapen
Shit hapen1920×1080 137 KB

…
try to wrote a book
try to wrote a book1920×1080 189 KB

The paper is down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1920×1080 228 KB

AAAAAAAAAAA
Chaos
Chaos1920×1080 263 KB

Miriam made termite with the chem made by the cultist to break the wall
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Hal did nothing wrong
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Hal again did nothing wrong
Funy dragon kill my sm part that i stole
Funy dragon kill my sm part that i stole1920×1080 174 KB

Dragon delete my GPS by destroying my body, I was also caring a sm shard that was also deleted.
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image1111×625 125 KB

Hal ate a gondola Donk Pocket.
Feel free to share your wupsies.

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Ways to safely kill Swarmers.

  1. Mining mech with plasma cutter. Pros: Swarmers can’t really hurt you. Cons: You have to get out to kill the core, that is the moment the Swarmers get you.

  2. Get some EMP grenades from chem and ion rifle from sec. Pros: AoE Swarmer murder. Cons: Chem too busy making meth to help you, Sec decide to arrest you for a completely unreated murder.

  3. Get Sec to kill them for you. Pro’s: Sec gets wiped out by Swarmers. Cons: Swarmers still alive.

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Reasons I don;t play Traitor anymore

Bad Discounts

Ordered a Surplus Crate in space, got hit by a mask permanently stuck on my face that did not have internals.

Became Contractor. Picked up Brain Trauma that makes me target myself when attacking.

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EPS goes on explorer rescue mission (gone wrong)

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The fact that this game covers, in a perfectly mechanically adherent manner, even these incredibly rare occurence is what makes it truly special.

Never a dull moment in SS13!

My compliments for having catched and immortalized it!

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