Local HOP, CE and sentient time-stopping turtle build a Bluespace Artillery in LRP

Be us
Chief Engineer Fuchs Admemes and HOP
Lowpop LRP
Antags dead or not doing antag shit
Already bought russian crates and bikes
Upgraded most vital shit
Look around Cargo’s console with 120k credits on the bank, not knowin what to buy
See BSA parts for 15k
Ask CE thru radio if they up for it
They say yes
buy it

Give parts to CE, finish grabbin some air tanks and spessproof SWAT suit
Mining shuttle comes back
Didn’t know we still had a miner-
It’s a turtle
With a cowboy hat
Before I can react it fucking freezes time
His name is Frank
Cute
Take him with me to see CE

Arrive at Northeast of SM
CE made the solars a pathway to the soon-to-be BSA location
Spend some tough 20-30 mins setting everything up
What part goes where
Make’em face the right way and link’em
finally do it right

Try firing it
Cannon unpowered!
Fuck
We forgot an APC
Means we gotta make it a nice lil’ tidy room
Frank calls to God for aid or some shit
We get carpets.

Sure?

hey maybe the cannon wo-
I fire it
I fucking fired it by accident
Nuked Aux Base
Literal shockwave fucked up some of cargo/arrivals maint and a escape pod
It’s slightly weaker than a maxcap but the range makes up for it.

Dimas comes in
Proceeds to use BSA to nuke Bubblegum

Fuck I love LRP

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