List of known genetic and other biological modifications of spessman

General
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spacemen don’t need sleep either. They do not starve to death, they just got slowdown. They have extreme mental capability to not take their own life or develop brain trauma whenever in “AAAAAAAAAA!!!” status.

Also spacemen can hold back from punching a nyaing catperson on their own. Much bigger mental capability than most of us.

can we talk about how every spessman knows how to make makeshift weapons and all? That’s a brainchip. No normal man knows how to make a guillotine and a fucking weapon out of bodyparts. Also Spessmen must be incredibly strong to not feel the recoil of guns while firing and deal massive close up damage with a toolbox. Spessmen have infinite stamina to run. Spessmen can throw eachother at speeds of jetpacks as proven by throwing in space. Now let’s talk about how every spessmen has perfect aim and velocity.

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Perfect aim - traits say otherwise

brainchip part - making spears isn’t hard, it’s just a rod with a shard tied, firebombs are cans of fuel with a fuse, a guilotine is just a blade suspended by a string, things like mechs and bots are thought in space school

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perfect aim traits say otherwise? gun I see, but not with throwing.

now tell me how the fuck can a spessmen posses building skills from so many branches. Like applying metal to a girder.

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considering spessmen are autistic, it wouldnt surprise me if you can just cram all that information when they are born

throwing is accurate because humans are the only creatures able to throw things reliably, and spessmen are more evolved humans, their throwing is better

also they have heat manipulation, they can make fried eggs in their hand

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wait, they’re born? i always thought nanotracen just cloned em, i mean there’s the no erp rule so…

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this brigns a lore meaning to no erp holy shit third eye opened

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Every nanotrasen employee is a neutered clone which gets recycled into biomass after each shift and subsequently re-cloned for the next shift.

This is the actual agreed upon universal lore that almost every station still lives by.

Of course the employees themselves have no idea.

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they were born at some point then they get cloned and cloned and cloned

but cloning tech is new, thats why centcom doesnt have it…

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I lost my both arms in real life - the game is accurate don’t worry

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holy fuck, we are the monkey recycler +

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They are just shoved in the gibber at centcom and made into hamburgers after every shift :flushed:

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Where do you think the meat comes from that starts in the kitchen.

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I love how everyone accepted autistic spessman as fact and completely logical

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Yes because Autism is the natural progression of evolution for mankind. This is self-evident and thus we are all destined to become Spessmen.

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Reject normality, become autistic

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They do not starve to death

You wouldn’t starve to death during a 8hour shift.

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You would starve to death from lipolicide making you a skeleton.

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