Learn to make synthflesh, MEDFAGS

im baby raging right now, ever since cloning required synth flesh the cloning room has basically turned into a shitty morgue, they’re just like “its not initializing holy shit!1!11111 CLon e pod broke :D” and go to fucking inject morphine into the testicles or whatever medfags do while they’re being useless. i was assistant a few rounds ago and i deadass had to fucking make fucking metric tons of synthflesh because A. the research and dev department didnt upgrade the cloning pods and i didnt have time to break in, make an rped, get the parts, and then upgrade it myself because the shuttle was arriving soon. there was fucking 8 rotting corpses in there because medshitters are on CRACK. yes im malding, yes im raging, yes im cringe, say whatever you want but if you want to play as a medfag learn to make synthflesh. chem was literally 100% bolted open before i even got there so its not like they couldnt make it, im tired of having to become the clone master god as a fucking greytider. im at my fucking limit

tl;dr dont play med if you don’t know how to do chems, BITCH

daniel

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i always make a synthflesh factory for medbay
except sec tries to arrest me for not having access

I think we need to add to cargo the ability to purchase more synthetic flesh or at the very least have some extra inventory added to medbay storage , in reality I think most people coming to play medical do not read the change logs on this particular server and just do not know the norm that is now cloning

chemistry gets a plumbing RCD roundstart and synthflesh factory is extremely simple and easy to make

it’s just hook 4 synthesizers up to a tank to make styptic powder, add a synthesizer for carbon, input gate for blood, reaction chamber to combine these, and output gate to get the synthflesh

anything thats more complex than “click button” the average specceman cant do