whoops meant to say LRP
In-game report:
CKEY: The Maggot Guy
Offender’s CKEY: Kate Bishop
LRP or MRP server: LRP
Offender’s In-Game Name: Kate Bishop but disguised as "Papa Johnny" for some reason
Date (MM-DD-YYYY): 7-23-2020
Round Number: 18943
Rules Broken: 2 (Don't be a dick) 3 (Sec can't make you valid) 8 (Common sense, immediately jumping to conclusions then killing people before they can respond) 4 (Self Antag, Killed at least 15% of the crew and attacked other sec as warden)
Incident Description:
I’m clown, and I go ask the HoP for 300$ for a costume, he gives me the whole dang service budget. Nice. I ask him for Maint and Law access, he says ok. I go to law office, get some stuff from there, and it occurs to me that I should check if I have AA. I do! Sweet! Run to the locker room to get myself some armor and glasses and crap so I’m slightly less fragile and without a single word Kate (for some reason disguised as Papa Johnny) opens fire with her disabler and starts stomping on me, beating me to death. “I just wanted armor,” I say. “What the fuck?” No response. “AI.” “Harm.” Without giving me a chance to respond, Kate says “You rushed caps office,” and stomps me into crit. She continues stomping until I’m fucking dead.
Turns out I wasn’t the first, or even 2nd person she killed. Nor was I the last. When a sec officer shows up and wonders what the hell is with the 2 dead guys in the locker room she tells him “they were in the cap office” and “they had aa” to which he responds, “that’s not a reason to kill”, and tries to drag me off to cloning. Great, I think. I’ll get a chance to explain myself. Wrong. Kate starts fucking Krav Maga-ing the fuck out of the other sec officer until he drops the body then she fucking drags us back into the locker room and bolts the door so nobody can get in. She then claims she “Had to use lethals” because “There were 6 retards”. Later on she killed another person for “having AA”. Who didn’t actually have AA.
Additional Information:
Call me lincoln because here are the logs
Me getting the Money and then the Access
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Hey.”
OOC: Kate bishop: bruhhh
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “I need money for a costume.”
Jaxson Duncan says, “Ok.”
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “300.”
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Thansk.”
OOC: Aguyiguess: unless
You withdraw 3000 credits into a holochip.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Captain Maggot And Friends (Clown).
You insert the 3000 credit holochip into Captain Maggot And Friends’s ID Card (Clown), adding 3000 credits to the linked account.
The linked account now reports a balance of $3030.
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Thanks.”
You put the ID into PDA-Captain Maggot And Friends (Clown)'s slot.
[Common] Mom Exterminator says, “AA.”
You withdraw 2000 credits into a holochip.
[Common] Mom Exterminator says, “AA NEAR BRIG.”
You remove the ID from the PDA-Captain Maggot And Friends (Clown).
You insert the 2000 credit holochip into Captain Maggot And Friends’s ID Card (Clown), adding 2000 credits to the linked account.
The linked account now reports a balance of $5030.
You put the ID into PDA-Captain Maggot And Friends (Clown)'s slot.
[Common] Mom Exterminator says, “S HIEEET.”
You put the clown wig and mask into Giggles von Honkerton.
Jaxson Duncan says, “Hello.”
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Cn I also have maint and law access.”
You remove the ID from the PDA-Captain Maggot And Friends (Clown).
Jaxson Duncan says, “Ok.”
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Thanks.”
(Log Buffer)
Kate Immediately Attacking Me and then not letting me respond
You unlock the security officer’s locker.
You’re hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
2
The security officer’s locker is hit by a disabler beam!
Papa Johnny fires the disabler!
3
You’re too exhausted to keep going…
You’re hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Papa Johnny fires the disabler!
Papa Johnny fires the disabler!
2
The EOD closet is hit by a disabler beam!
The SecTech is hit by a disabler beam!
You’re hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
The security officer’s locker is hit by a disabler beam!
Papa Johnny puts the disabler into the leather satchel.
Papa Johnny stomp you!
3
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “I just want armor.”
Papa Johnny stomp you!
4
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “What teh fuck.”
Papa Johnny stomp you!
Papa Johnny kick you!
You’re hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Papa Johnny fires the disabler!
Papa Johnny fires the disabler!
3
You’re hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
[Common] Dikh Inash says, “Poo.”
Papa Johnny fires the disabler!
You’re too exhausted to keep going…
You’re hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Papa Johnny fires the disabler!
2
You’re hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Papa Johnny fires the disabler!
[Common] Dikh Inash says, “Laugh.”
[Common] Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Ai.”
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Ai.”
[Common] Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Harm.”
Captain Maggot And Friends says, “Harm.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “You rushed caps office.”
Papa Johnny stomp you!
You feel your heart slow down…
Papa Johnny stomp you!
3
Captain Maggot And Friends has died at Security Office .
(Log Buffer)
The Dchat
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “if you didn’t block the door we could have gotten out of there”
Jaxon Stephenson says, “:(.”
Jaxon Stephenson says, “Farts.”
DEAD: DRSD-625 says, “I tried to fucking get out too”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “fucking hell”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “I got two solars up.”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “wait what”
Prickles of pain appear then die out from within your chest…
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “YOU DIDN’T HAVE ACCESS”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “2 papa johnnies”
Harold Pontiff Coomer exclaims, “Many thanks Gordon!”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “bruh”
DEAD: DRSD-625 says, “it had the yelling beeping under it”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “you dont kill someone for that dipass”
Lena Cox asks, “You here ravens?”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “kate took my id”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “dick”
DEAD: DRSD-625 says, “usually that means it’s open without needing access”
DEAD: DRSD-625 says, “so I ran”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “hop gave me aa”
Jaxon Stephenson says, “It burrrrnst.”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “dick”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “kate just killed the entire server”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Huh clowns dead in the back of sec.”
(A little bit later)
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DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “welp”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “we all died”
Quintesa Strangelove says, “Help him doc.”
Quintesa Strangelove says, “Pls.”
[Common] Dikh Inash says, “Bro shut the fuck up you retextured monkey.”
Dikh Inash says, “Bro shut the fuck up you retextured monkey.”
DEAD: DRSD-625 asks, “where’s your body?”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “half the server just got destroyed”
[Common] The living teratoma (469) blabbers, “Eek ee.”
The living teratoma (469) blabbers, “Eek ee.”
Auther Ravens says, “Entirety of sci was killed by warden.”
DEAD: Caryl Sagan says, “by what”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “my body is in the armory”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Ah hello.”
Auther Ravens says, “I barely survived.”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “cause kate is a bitch”
S.A.N.D. states, “Idiot sec man.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A asks, “Oh joy, lings?”
DEAD: DRSD-625 says, “kate is big dumb”
Jaxon Stephenson has died at Medbay Treatment Center .
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “fuckig hell”
DEAD: DRSD-625 says, “fuck kate we all hate kate”
(Log Buffer)
Kate V. Seccie: Dawn of Injustice
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Rushed AA.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “DONT.”
Deep Fry Man states, “NOYT.”
Deep Fry Man states, “REASON.”
Deep Fry Man states, “FOR DEATH.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Yes.”
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “It is a capital crime.”
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Drop.”
Deep Fry Man states, “Dude.”
Auther Ravens says, “Hi.”
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
Deep Fry Man states, “This is a clown.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Bruh.”
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!"
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
x3
Deep Fry Man states, “I dont breath.”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “kate”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Is.”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “its actually”
PM to- Admins : kate bishop attacking other sec officers nwo what the fuck
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Krav manga.”
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “beating her own officers”
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
x3
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “hahahahahaah”
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
You hear a sickening sound of flesh hitting flesh!
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “aplayer report time”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “for having a brain”
[Common] Deep Fry Man states, “The warden wants to keep a murdered clown in the brig.”
Deep Fry Man states, “The warden wants to keep a murdered clown in the brig.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Dont.”
Current Admins:
Current Mentors:
Kate bishop is a mentor
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
Deep Fry Man states, “Are you stupid.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Rush aa get shot.”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “kate bishop small brain”
Deep Fry Man states, “Did the clown.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Yes.”
Deep Fry Man asks, “Rush AA?”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “hop gave me the aa”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “He did.”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “im not even sure how to deal with it”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “cause like”
Deep Fry Man states, “NOT A VALID REASON TO TAKE THEM OUT OF THE ROUND.”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “do i just murder kate if i see her as hos”
Everything starts to look a lot less clear.
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Matte.”
DEAD: Papa Johnny says, “or do i try to be nice and HOPE she doesn’t just kill us”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Yes it is.”
DEAD: Captain Maggot And Friends says, “wym”
Deep Fry Man states, “At least perma them.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Rushing aa is a capital crime.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “There where.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “6.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “I only could lethal.”
Deep Fry Man states, “Really.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “6 retards in caps office.”
Deep Fry Man asks, “Not disabel?”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “I could nonlethaly detain them all.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “HOW.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “6 RETARDS.”
Deep Fry Man states, “Juse duel weild disablers.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “TELL ME.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “They are.”
Deep Fry Man states, “Flashbang.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Still 6.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Canot cuff them all.”
Deep Fry Man states, “Set them to arrest.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Mate.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “No.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “Doesnt work.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “This is lrp.”
Deep Fry Man states, “Beepsky is a very useful tool.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “No.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “They destroy it.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “In 2 shoots.”
Kate Bishop (as Papa Johnny) says, “And one was a ling.”
He would later try to save me, but without a way to unbolt the door (no AI) I stayed dead the rest of the round
(Log Buffer)
The Post Round OCK (Extraneous Stuff removed)
OOC: Kate bishop: i see this as an absolute win
10 BeeCoins have been deposited to your account! Reason: You tried.
The round has ended.
OOC: Aguyiguess: BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear…sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…quite pungent indeed…is that…dare I say…sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?..sniff sniff…hmmm…yes…quite so my darling…sniff…quite pungent eggs yes very much so …ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff…ah yes…and also…a hint of…sniff…cheese…quite wet my dear…sniff…but of yes…this will do nicely…sniff…please my dear…another if you please…nice a big now… BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes…very good!..very sloppy and wet my dear…hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?..hmmmm…let me…let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…hmmmmm…hmm…yes…that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear…ah yes…let me guess…curry for dinner?..oh quite right I am…aren’t I?..ok…time for sniff…sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…hmmm…
Rebooting World in 1 minute and 30 seconds. Round ended.
OOC: The Maggot Guy: enjoy the player report kate bishop
OOC: The Maggot Guy: you killed like 4 people
OOC: Kate bishop: report for what
OOC: The Maggot Guy: you killed 4 people
OOC: Kate bishop: yall broke into the caps office
OOC: The Maggot Guy: no i didnt
OOC: Kate bishop: and got blasted
OOC: The Maggot Guy: i got aa from the hop dumbass
OOC: EnterGenricName: yup nobody did anything
OOC: Kate bishop: then why report lmao
OOC: The Maggot Guy: you killed me before i could respond
OOC: Kate bishop: STILL TELL ME THAT
OOC: Atomic1fire: Uh while she was warden, which is dumb, but there was an entire group of people that broke into caps office
OOC: Kate bishop: literally sorry if you didnt steal
OOC: Aguyiguess: speaking of player reports ruko closed mine saying he needed logs and just abandoned it
OOC: The Maggot Guy: you literally beat me into crit immediately after you accused me
OOC: Kate bishop: but 7 peps did
OOC: Kate bishop: idk if you arent one of them
OOC: Kate bishop: cant detain all the greytide
OOC: The Maggot Guy: then you attacked the other sec officer
OOC: Kate bishop: he attacked first
OOC: The Maggot Guy: for trying to clone me
OOC: Atomic1fire: I’m not shocked at all that she started shooting, but I was there, the people in caps office were all either tresspassing into a higher security area, or commiting theft
OOC: Kate bishop: hit disablers
OOC: The Maggot Guy: bruh he was sec
The round restarted and you successfully reconnected!
OOC: Atomic1fire: Plus one of them was grabbing the nuke disk
OOC: AmazingGayDude: Kate
OOC: AmazingGayDude: why did you kill me
OOC: AmazingGayDude: I was just being a dragon
OOC: AmazingGayDude: and you shot me to crit for it
HEY! LISTEN! right now were wasted processing 131 turf(s) (connected to 131 other turfs) with atmos differences at round start.
OOC: Cursed Killer: kate is a well known asshole
OOC: Kate bishop: you where about to kill me
OOC: Kate bishop: "kate you been bad
OOC: Aguyiguess: kate
OOC: Cursed Killer: its your fault for not knowing
OOC: Kate bishop: as you lock me as a dragon
OOC: AmazingGayDude: I never touched you tho…
OOC: Kate bishop: literally was figthing other 4 peps killing me
OOC: Kate bishop: tf did you expect
OOC: Aguyiguess: you felt threatened by a lesser ash drake
OOC: Bloop98: Holy shit you can play as a dragon in this?
OOC: Aguyiguess: that’s incredibly sad
OOC: Kate bishop: i mean
OOC: Kate bishop: i cas in near crit
OOC: Kate bishop: thats why i jumped into space shoortly after
OOC: Cinder Ash Black: by killing the ash drake there is a chance you can get an item
OOC: Cinder Ash Black: that gives you the ability to turn into a lesser drake
OOC: Kate bishop: ik
OOC: Kate bishop: i have turned
OOC: Kate bishop: it is REALLY GOOD
OOC: Cinder Ash Black: not talking to you kate
OOC: AmazingGayDude: Being a lesser drake is pretty fun
OOC: Cinder Ash Black: im answering bloop
OOC: Kate bishop: and does 30 + dmg
OOC: Cinder Ash Black: who asked about playing as drake
(At this point the subject was pretty much changed. Also this happened)
OOC: Aguyiguess: characters in bob’s burgers have no chins
OOC: McLolington: jewish animation is terrible and ugly