Johanot banned by PowerfulBacon 2

CKEY: Johanot

Admin’s CKEY: powerfulbacon

Is this for both servers or just one? If so, which one: All

Which server did the ban happen on? MRP

Ban Type: Game

Ban Length: Permanent

Ban Date (MM/DD/YYYY): 07.13.2020

Round ID: 18499

Ban Reason: Cock inspection on MRP. Appeal on forums.

Appeal Reason: Cock inspection is not:

  1. erotic
  2. a copypasta

Additional Information: continuing the issue from Johanot banned by PowerfulBacon, I will be breaking down everything I’ve said to prove to the admins, players, myself and you, my dear reader, that the cock inspection I’ve done doesn’t violate the rules of the server and in no way correlates with my warning for posting a copypasta long ago. So, let’s start from the reason the first appeal was denied:


So,

  1. I had been warned about erotic copypastas
  1. I “went all out with this, roleplaying a cock inspection with the HoP”

For context I’ll post the pasta that got me warned, banned for a week(nearly permabanned), OOC muted, dchat muted (NSFW warning)

[2020-05-16 18:19:15.651] OOC: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “god, I want to fuck the zoologist so hard. I’m just imagining her pussy gripping my cock like a pair of fucking pliers while her beautiful brown eyes hypnotize me and after I cum inside her I pull out and I blast a second load onto her fluffy tail and watch her struggle to get it out later. On round two she would give me a titjob with her massive boobs and when I nut again it lands on her face. My white cum is almost shining on her dark skin like topping on a cupcake. She licks it off as if she’s asking for more. With her ears twitching she starts to suck on my dick, this time however it will take a bit longer for me to cum. When she realises that it won’t do, she offers her butthole to my throbbing cock as I push her against the wall and start thrusting. I watch her pupils change from normal to heart shaped and when I finally nut again she’s almost out of breath with her body exhausted on the ground with cum dripping out of her pussy and anal cavity.” (Telecomms Control Room (103, 88, 2))

damn. Better make sure I don’t do anything like that again. Now, for the dreadful round 18499. Here are the logs of what I said then, from getting AA from a mime, to HoP’s inspection, to CMO’s attempted inspection, to RD’s attempted inspection, to me spraying my last stream of cleaner

[2020-07-13 17:16:05.296] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “AA moment” (Arrival Shuttle Hallway (52, 143, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:19:22.685] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “yooo” (Arrival Shuttle Hallway (55, 144, 2))[2020-07-13 17:19:26.472] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “you left some for me” (Arrival Shuttle Hallway (55, 143, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:19:28.043] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “nice” (Arrival Shuttle Hallway (55, 144, 2))[2020-07-13 17:20:36.834] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “yoo” (Security Office (126, 174, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:20:41.062] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “babe it’s 8 pm” (Security Office (126, 174, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:20:49.538] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “time for your daily cock inspection” (Security Office (126, 174, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:20:54.687] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “follow me” (Security Office (122, 173, 2))[2020-07-13 17:21:10.166] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “here here” (Brig (106, 174, 2))[2020-07-13 17:21:30.034] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “wow that’s rude” (Brig (109, 174, 2))[2020-07-13 17:21:42.365] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “oh, right” (Fore Primary Hallway (118, 164, 2))[2020-07-13 17:22:20.303] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “HoP it’s 8 pm” (Head of Personnel’s Office (105, 119, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:22:28.533] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “time for your daily cock inspection” (Head of Personnel’s Office (104, 119, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:22:36.171] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “pants off” (Head of Personnel’s Office (104, 118, 2))[2020-07-13 17:22:39.473] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “hmhm” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:22:43.577] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “aight let’s see” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:22:48.471] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “yooooo” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))[2020-07-13 17:22:52.192] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “that’s a nice cock” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:23:04.097] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “a little small on the width but overall nice girth” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:23:06.940] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “8/10” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:23:16.029] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “congratulations, you passed the inspection” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:25:07.305] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) (priority announcement) “Okay, cock inspection is coming along nicely. CMO, please proceed to patient room #1 in medbay for the daily head cock inspection” (Bridge (113, 137, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:25:33.260] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “welcome” (Medbay Central (150, 106, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:25:38.032] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “come in” (Medbay Central (150, 106, 2))[2020-07-13 17:25:53.728] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “come in come in” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:01.079] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “it’s for statistic” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:08.651] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “NT values its department heads” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:14.958] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “I’ve already checked HoP’s” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:30.184] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “And?” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:42.433] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “I am a professional cock inspector” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:27:00.120] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “you may leave the door open, if you so wish” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:27:34.171] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “I’ll report as 'refused to show cock” (Medbay Central (149, 113, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:27:57.599] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “hey” (Xenobiology Lab (172, 102, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:01.331] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “whhere’s the RD?” (Xenobiology Lab (172, 102, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:13.125] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “oh nice” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:16.353] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “there you are RD” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:23.166] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “RD” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:27.628] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “the time has come” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:35.118] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “the time for your daily cock inspection” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:47.228] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “please proceed with me” (Xenobiology Lab (171, 87, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:17.885] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “RD” (Research Division (181, 105, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:24.284] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “it is inevitable” (Research Division (181, 105, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:27.092] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “yourt cock” (Research Division (180, 106, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:28.886] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “show it” (Research Division (180, 106, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:45.645] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “a help?” (Research Division (180, 106, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:30:23.058] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “hello there” (Captain’s Office (120, 132, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:30:27.791] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “need help with that?>” (Captain’s Office (120, 131, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:31:30.730] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) (priority announcement) “just putting it out there, out of all the heads, the HoP is the only one who isn’t insecure about his genitals and is not afraid to show them to a random Janitor Cock Inspector” (Bridge (113, 137, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:31:39.291] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “it’s cozy” (Bridge (113, 136, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:31:51.436] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “okay” (Bridge (113, 136, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:31:55.959] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “I’ll do my thing” (Bridge (113, 136, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:32:41.723] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “why” (Port Primary Hallway (75, 142, 2))[2020-07-13 17:32:55.288] GAME: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) fired /datum/reagent/space_cleaner (86u) from a space cleaner at Port Primary Hallway (72, 141, 2).

Does this come even remotely close to the pasta above? I don’t think so. And no, there is no copypasta here, there’re literally no phrases I ctrl+v’d. Unless you count every meme in existence as a pasta, I don’t see this violating the ‘no copypastas’ rule. Now, to take some phrases to decide whether I erp’d or not:

[2020-07-13 17:20:36.834] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “yoo” (Security Office (126, 174, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:20:41.062] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “babe it’s 8 pm” (Security Office (126, 174, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:20:49.538] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “time for your daily cock inspection” (Security Office (126, 174, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:20:54.687] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “follow me” (Security Office (122, 173, 2))[2020-07-13 17:21:10.166] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “here here” (Brig (106, 174, 2))[2020-07-13 17:21:30.034] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “wow that’s rude” (Brig (109, 174, 2))

-after getting AA, decided to do some funny stuff, like walking into sec, where I met a detetcive. I wanted to say something random=funny to him, and came up with the above. He refused, and asked me to leave, which I did. No, it’s not a copypasta, no it was not erotic.

[2020-07-13 17:22:20.303] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “HoP it’s 8 pm” (Head of Personnel’s Office (105, 119, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:22:28.533] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “time for your daily cock inspection” (Head of Personnel’s Office (104, 119, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:22:36.171] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “pants off” (Head of Personnel’s Office (104, 118, 2))[2020-07-13 17:22:39.473] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “hmhm” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:22:43.577] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “aight let’s see” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:22:48.471] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “yooooo” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))[2020-07-13 17:22:52.192] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “that’s a nice cock” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:23:04.097] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “a little small on the width but overall nice girth” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:23:06.940] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “8/10” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:23:16.029] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “congratulations, you passed the inspection” (Head of Personnel’s Office (103, 118, 2))

-roaming the hallways, decided to visit HoP’s office. Said the same thing to him, but this time he actually complied, I was surprised. No, I didn’t force him to do it. No, I didn’t do ‘me “starts jacking off”’. No, I didn’t do the taste test. It was by no means roleplay. Pretty sure he, just like me, had a good laugh at that. Also I think he was an antag, don’t remember why though. No, the above wasn’t some copypasta. No, it wasn’t erotic.

[2020-07-13 17:25:07.305] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) (priority announcement) “Okay, cock inspection is coming along nicely. CMO, please proceed to patient room #1 in medbay for the daily head cock inspection” (Bridge (113, 137, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:25:33.260] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “welcome” (Medbay Central (150, 106, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:25:38.032] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “come in” (Medbay Central (150, 106, 2))[2020-07-13 17:25:53.728] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “come in come in” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:01.079] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “it’s for statistic” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:08.651] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “NT values its department heads” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:14.958] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “I’ve already checked HoP’s” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:30.184] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “And?” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:26:42.433] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “I am a professional cock inspector” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:27:00.120] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “you may leave the door open, if you so wish” (Medbay Central (150, 107, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:27:34.171] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “I’ll report as 'refused to show cock” (Medbay Central (149, 113, 2))

-after the occurence with the HoP, decided to make head cock inspection my gimmick for the round, for which I am a dumbass. Annoucned from bridge for the CMO to come to one of the patient rooms. He accepted over comms, but then saw that I’m a janitor and prolly got scared that I might be an antag or some shit. He, of course, refused and I moved on. No, I didn’t morphine him and drag him into maints after that. No, I didn’t strip him myself. No, it’s not some copypasta I’ve found. No, it was not erotic.

[2020-07-13 17:27:57.599] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “hey” (Xenobiology Lab (172, 102, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:01.331] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “whhere’s the RD?” (Xenobiology Lab (172, 102, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:13.125] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “oh nice” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:16.353] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “there you are RD” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:23.166] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “RD” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:27.628] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “the time has come” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:35.118] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “the time for your daily cock inspection” (Xenobiology Lab (170, 88, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:28:47.228] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “please proceed with me” (Xenobiology Lab (171, 87, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:17.885] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “RD” (Research Division (181, 105, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:24.284] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “it is inevitable” (Research Division (181, 105, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:27.092] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “yourt cock” (Research Division (180, 106, 2))
[2020-07-13 17:29:28.886] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) “show it” (Research Division (180, 106, 2))

-afterwards, I went to sci to seek out the RD. Having found them, said the same things, he said that he had no idea what I was talking about, which caused me to say the two, if both taken out of context, very dangerous phrases (the two last ones). No, I didn’t morphine him and drag him into maints after that. No, I didn’t strip him myself. No, it’s not some copypasta I’ve found. No, it was not erotic.

[2020-07-13 17:31:30.730] SAY: Johanot/(Garrett Kelley) (priority announcement) “just putting it out there, out of all the heads, the HoP is the only one who isn’t insecure about his genitals and is not afraid to show them to a random Janitor Cock Inspector” (Bridge (113, 137, 2))

-the epiphany of my dumbassery that round. This announcement wasn’t to shame CMO/RD for not going with my gimmick, but rather congratulate the HoP on being a wacky man who’s up for wacky stuff.

And there you have it, the whole inspection, summed up. I have a few remarks to make:

  1. I fully acknowledge that it should not be done. In this topic I’m not arguing that it’s okay to do it, I’m arguing that it’s not deserving of a permaban
  2. Both of my only two bans on bee were utter fuckups, which I didn’t do intentionally. You don’t have to believe me, I’m just putting it out there.
  3. If there are people whom I’ve offended by the above, I’m up for posting an apology topic in general.
  4. My favourite sauce is sweet and sour.

Frankly, I don’t know what else to say. Here is some subjective janitor advice:

  1. Only use your cleaner for cleaning blood, don’t bother with mops.
  2. Vend 2 trash bags from your vendor. One keep in your belt slot, as a storage item, the other on your cart, for picking up trash.
  3. Ask the HoP for chem access for making more cleaner.
  4. Keep a basic medkit with you, to be even more helpful to your fellow spacemen.
  5. Check your department techfab often for upgrades, like trashbag of holding and floor buffer.

One time, as a janitor, I got called over by some rando assistant, who pulled out a knife and tried to mug me for money. I pulled out my own switchbalde and he ran away.

Admins feel free to question the credibility of the logs above.

bro you shouldnt be banned but unless the rules get changed then the rules lawyers around the world will not stop using your unbanning as some sort of example of why they shouldnt be banned. You did a funny, yes. But it just so happens the funny involves genitals, and as such, lines up with some of the more serious stuff erp degenerates play out. Id see why would admins use the “rool of cool” to unban you, but it would turn out to be a huge pain in the ass later. You probably wont be unbeaned, and thats just sad.

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@PowerfulBacon hello? Hello? You gonna reply?

You was warned about erotic copypastas then went and did a cock inspection. I personally think this should be denied, unless any other admins have anything to say about it. My opinion has not changed since the last post, so please see that for my full response.

You almost make it sound like I did that immediately after being warned. There’s a 2-month time gap between my only two bans here.

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@GameAdmin Also, it would be very helpful for me to hear other admins’ opinions on this

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My opinion is the ban should stick.

Ban should stay
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Ban is going to stick for the time being then