This has been the official reminder that Nanotrasen’s policy on Religious violence is that it is not tolerated and any violent acts perpetrated* by chaplins and religious persons MAY result in blacklisting of that religion and its practice on station.
(*certain circumstances, where in religious, so-called divine or otherwise provably supernatural threats are present will often over-rule this section of policy)
When someone approaches my hydroponical autism fortress and requests a plant, chem, or product right away, or just stands around waiting for it. Especially when it’s something not vital to life or station operation, like the chaplain wants wood floors. There is literally no way to bypass maturation time.
Especially when it’s shift start and we’re working on setting up earthblood for our trays, and have default parts in all our machines
Nah they exist to Kick Nar’siean, Ratvarian and heretic ass while/or making the clown and mime look uncivilized as RP roles. and to give SEC a heart attack when they see them walking around with a chainsaw arm or sword in hand.
One time instead of me rolling chaplin we got, a literal nar nar fanboy who proceeded to get willingly converted into a cult (We still won the round god I killed so many cultists as bartender)
Most of the time you can tell if it’s a shitlin or not by the null rod/armaments they pick. If they pick fallowers of the chaplin 9/10 times it’s a shitlin.
So doing science I notice people love to try to jump the counter (get called an ass for closing it on them when they do or they finally use their words to ask), people spamming door or trying to follow me in through the airlock, walk into RnD room and spam research (mostly sec officer or random chemist or geneticist who got in) clowns/mimes will run xenobio, an engineer going skitzo about nanites and repeatedly tried to destroy the nanite cloud instead of just having their nanites removed, people will point at you 20 time and say one word sentences