Aye gold died because for some reason everyone migrated to sage without going back on bee, think it was because golden died for a few days so they could only play on sage and once gold came back they just stayed on sage.
Assistant not having maint access may just be a coder getting angry at grey tiders getting all the maint lot.
Now we don’t you use the cloner whenever someone is dead, it uses too much synthflesh.
Because assistants are supposed to assist. They’re expected to report to the HOP (or other command member) to get a job. Removing maints access was intended to make them stop being tunnel rats.
If I recall correctly (might have been a different server) you used to have a tiny chance to become a fly from like radiation or teleport or something. RIP flyguys.
We still have that chance! They just aren’t a roundstart race anymore.
You can get the access from whoever acting captain is as well in the absence of a HoP.
There’s a pretty solid chance they’ll still oblige you to have maints access and be the classic greyshirt without much of an actual job unless there’s a critical shortage somewhere. Just ask for maints with an offer to take care of rodents and help engineering keep the power net running. The actual act of greytiding into departments for little or no reason is pretty heavily frowned upon now though, so I’d advise against falling back on that.
An unupgraded teleporter will have a small chance to turn you into a fly and it will ruin your game unless you are brain swapped or given mutation toxin by xenobio and chemistry.
And constantly puking and looking disgusting. And the significant slow down isn’t always a pain but when you want to get around places it will be paaaaainfully slooooooow. And also, Asiimov.
On lowpop you can get the funny maint access. But I’d advise against trying to find a dead NPC Assistant with an improvised shotgun and Reactive Tableport Armor. Unless it’s those murderbone valids that the crew is allowed to hunt. (nukies, blob, etc)
Unless you just calibrate the teleporter, I think that removes the chance regardless. Also mishaps like getting turned into a fly can be fun when people are willing to help, and just the act of trying to get it corrected can provide context to an otherwise mundane round, or that’s how I see it anyway. (Except transformation sting that can go to hell).