Objective facts:
- No tail, fluffy ears, generally boring appearance, even when compared to their monkey relatives
- Bad to eat; lions, bears and goliaths vomit when eating apeman meat and cannot live only on humans
- No fur -> sweaty and stinky. Ewww.
- Their shitty homeworld is 90% oceans, 10% islands formed out of the thrash they threw into oceans
- Customary to make physical contact when bonding with their kin, they look like they are constantly in heat to us non humans
- They bond with appliances. Voice operated does not mean wants to have a conversation with you. Stop trying to befriend working IPCs.
- Randomly forget stuff and generally clumsy. A working hazard for everyone else.
- They fill their ships with oxygen (Lanius master race WOOP WOOP)
Send killsquad pliz.