How I Greentexted as Changeling Clown

LRP
12 pop
corg station
Be honkers the plasmamen clown
You are a changeling
Extract 7 compatible genomes, steal nuke disk, assassinate the virologist, escape with the identity of grows-the-plants, the assistant
Intend to do none of this
Finds Grows-The-Plants breaking into AA
Grows is suss of me, but shares AA
Decide fuck it, might as well try to greentext
Grows finds out its dynamic
Coms short out, decided to turn them off
Go gets a few easy stealth stings for genomes
Finds SSD miner standing next to cryo sleeper in dorms
Free meal moment
Absorbs the miner, finds out they were BBs with Viro
Inform grows, now the self-promoted HOS
Subdues the viro, gives to me to punish
Viro asks to die from old age
“I know just the thing”
Pushes him into the SM
Tcoms get fixed
A cargo tech tries throwing a syndie minibomb at me and misses
Call him a looser and throw a pie at his face
Use caps disk finder to find disk in maints
Humanize some monkies for rest of the genomes
Wormholes event
Grows dies in space and husks
Fuck.mp3
Puts on firesuit, goes gets Grows
removes brain in surgery, clones him
Aquire his ID, sting him for his DNA
The shuttle has been called.mp3
Go to escape, but find cargo tech there
Tries to attack me with a lighter
Decide to go for pod
Spacewalks to chapel pod, uses console to call it
Squish.mp3
Cargo tech tried to spacewalk over and got crushed by the pod
Transforms into Grows and puts his ID on in full view of a borg
Greentext
Laughs maniacally while playing “one winged angel” on piano

TL:DR Changeling clown kills all the other antags then greentexts

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