Hewwo cwew! I'm Pham Chan, the PAW-some fewinid CAT-tain who tawks wike dis AWL OVEW CAWMS! AMA (Actually an AMA about the Pham Chan character, not a shitpost)

Many of you are aware of the absolutely fucking awful catgirl roleplay that was sufficiently bad the admins let a self-admitted, captain killing metagrudger go without punishment for stopping it. Obviously however I cannot do that anymore. Now you may be asking, why the fuck are you talking like a fucking lobotomized furry and why were you not banned for doing so?

As a matter of fact it’s all a part of my grand scheme to get felinids banned forever. My plan is that if I be so fucking obnoxious by nyaa-ing and meowing and “tawking wike i’ve gawt bwain damawge” that the admins take action against that type of behavior, it will prevent other players from doing so.
If Nyaa-ing and meowing lead to bans/kicks, it will discourage people from doing so.

I took the old addage of “if you can’t beat em, join em” and changed it to “if you can’t beat em, join em, an destroy em from the inside”. AMA

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become the felind to kill the felinds

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Lies, you are just a disgusting felinid and want to justify your ways. All felinids are degenerates.

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You’re more likely to get removed forever for being intentionally to obnoxious and ruining the game for others if you’re serious.

It’s one thing to claim it’s all in the name of RP and that you don’t understand why it’s bad. It’s another to go out of your way to ruin something.

felind (((caricature))) aside, why are you so fucking cringe? Every time I read one of your long winded forum posts I get a migraine from your reddit pilled mentality and constant whining.

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yes r*ddit

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-> person who unironically does catgirl “memes” uses reddit and brags about how much of a “robust mrp gaymer!” he is

why does this not surprise me

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Holy fuck is this what the j*nnies want the average based and robust bee lrper to become

bruh this guy was complaining about how he can’t ever kill his targets as antag, I was mocking him by saying that even I am more robust than he is. I’m not very robust

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no
the jannies don’t want this
this is just maggot
jannies just want MRP to be a toxic cesspool of people who whine whenever their feelies get hurt or they feel like someone else has an unfair advantage over them

no
the jannies don’t want this
this is just maggot
jannies just want MRP to Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet’s back alright

I am robust and sex, yes

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I’m not the OP, just saw that post and your comment below it

A: dude legit fuck that whole ass character, and fuck you for playing them

B: SpaceNarin / Nylaa Narin did the whole “Retarded Felinid” thing better than you, and yet it wasnt annoying and was actually pretty well received. Spoke in third person, always had pacifism, overly cutesy, and people dont even hate her.

C: Felinids aren’t the problem, its the people drawn to them. If you ban felinids, they will find a new race, and suddenly my glorious master race, the moth people, will be the new felinids. On the bright side, felinids have become less cancer over time, as the aids players have been removed or left.

D: your grand strategy to get “felinids removed from the game” will never reach its goal, because felinids will never be removed. It would probably be more trouble than its worth, and would remove fun things like the cat surgeon.

Who said remove, thats bad!! You disable them from roundstart races and when someone asks for them back you just say “Yeah go do it yourself” and we know felinid players have big dents in their head so they will never figure out how to re-enable them

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And one of the ex-felinid players plays a cannibal, so those dents make some concerning members of society

(also every time I see a felinid-centered topic, I have the slight urge to go back to being one, someone help)

Hans bring the flammenwerfer

burn this land in holy flame

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