Have you ever heard the tragedy of Nick Dorito the wise?

I thought not. It’s not a story the admins would tell you. It’s a Beestation legend.

Nick Dorito was an amazing cool guy, so powerful and so wise he could use the plasma to influence the slime extract to create life… He had such a knowledge of the game that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of SS13 is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the admins everything he knew, then they killed him in his sleep.

It’s ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

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please just shut up

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Im a sucker for star wars references

Fuck you

Haha so funny you did Darth Plagueis the Wise but replaced it with Nick Dorito. Haha so relevant and smart!!!

:joy: :joy: :ok_hand: :joy: :joy:

what if michiru is nick dorito :flushed:

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