This is your god now
Yo mama so fat I had to snap twice.
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The Tuna Can restaurant, Bikini Bottom, 1953.
You know, those oriental fishes over by Koi town have been acting funny. First Seabass Breakfast shuts down after the owner is found dead. Some folks say they saw him go around back and vanish midday, which those clownfish feds didn’t believe obviously, and then right after some funny accented crab guy shows up and builds a new joint called ‘The Krusty Krab’. What was left of him floated down to the seabed roughly two miles away from where he was last seen, got battered and chewed. It was like a hungry Brit on a saturday looking for dinner, brutal sight. The Sturgeon performed the autopsy, said there was clearly a wound where the fishing hook entered the mouth. Brought this up to the station but got nothing but blubs from 'em. Seems like there ain’t no justice around here no more…
