Guide to being a SHITSEC warden

General
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THIS GUIDE IF FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT SPITE AND HATRED and irony (;

  1. FIRST THINGS FIRST, have everyone put on the corporate outfit, it just looks better than standard tbh

  2. COMMIT VIOLENCE, THE BEST PART OF SECURITY IS THE EASY ACCESS TO WEAPONRY, JUST REMEMBER, INSTANT DETONATION FLASHBANGS, EXTRA BUCKSHOT’S AND WHATEVER THE FUCK A DRAGNET DOES

  3. FORCE SECOFFS TO ABUSE THEIR DEPARTMENT, FOR ENGI SECOFFICERS TO REINFORCE THE ARMOURY, FOR SCI SECOFFS TO RESEARCH GUNS, FORCE MEDICAL SECOFFS TO STEAL MEDS, FORCE CARGO SECOFFS TO BUY GUNS, FOR ALL SECOFFS TO BECOME AN ENTIRE DEPARTMENT

  4. NOONE HAS MORE AUTHORITY OVER YOU, I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF IT IS THE HOS OR CAPTAIN, IF THEY FUCKING DARE TRY AND SET FOOT ON MY BEAUTIFUL ARMOURY THEY ARE GETTING ASS BLASTED

  5. THIS IS MY ARMOURY, AND IF YOU WANT SOMETHING GO ASK CARGO OR SOME SHIT, DONT GIVE ANYONE ANY GUNS, THEY ARE YOUR GUNS

  6. BE RACIST AGAINST FELINIDS, NOT SOMETHING SPECIAL, JUST HAVE TO POINT THIS OUT, JUST TO MAKE A POINT

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Gotta die in maint looking stylish.

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Remember, suit sensors off.

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WHY WOULD I WANT A MALF AI OR TRAITOR PARAMEDIC TO KNOW WHERE I AM

THIS IS A COMPLETE FUCKING SENTENCE.

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yes ms. beebot this is a complete sentace.

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he has lost it

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We peanutted his guide to hard last time. he lost it this time. Move it to general again just to fuck with him.

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LOST WHAT?

I KEEP EVERYTHING IN MY BACKPACK SO I NEVER GET PICKPOCKETED

fuck off beebot this is a complete sentence

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This is just a guide on how to get banned.

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I needed this information. Thank you for a great guide.

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