Greentext and memetext bragging

Oh, ok Takes out AR-15 ok now i want a happy meal with a toy and apple slices please

i am literally the only fucking link of the chain that is preventing the changelings from murder boning this entire peaceful MRP station with no remorse

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One time I was traitor during super low pop (start with 2 pepole) so I after I had done one of my objectives and emaged the cargo console. I when out into space and found deep storage. So I decided fuck it I am retiring. So I was just sitting there making a new loby for deep storage and fucking around. when someone late joined as hos. And was acusing the botanist of being a traitor as he had emaged medical open. In response I said over the radio
ā€œHos I am the traitor but I have retiredā€ or something simular.
A free minutes later when we had set up a quantum pad network back and forth from deep storage I found the hos having exicuted himself with the hos gun becouse he was denied his valids. The shift lasted for atleast 2 more hours with nobody new joining so we eventualy called the shuttle becouse of boredom

Thatā€™s

Actually depressing

supply console

pending shipment

6 pending NULL_ENTRY 20,000 credits each

im sorry but it feels so good

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This one while it wasnā€™t a greentext it was funny as fuck.
Be me
Round start RD
Blood Brother
Get hypospray
Kill miner
Oh fuck Iā€™m a blood brother
Oh wait Iā€™m a RD blood brother
Researches AI tech
Build law change console
One humans the AI
Tell the AI to not rat me out in AI private cuz no other way (my dumbass donā€™t believe in PDA Messages)
Rats myself out in the process
People were listing in
AI execute order 66
AI proceeds to plasma flood the entire station cucking almost everyone
Canā€™t be too sure
Floods all the air in the station into space for good measure
FUCKING REINFORCED WALLS
Visit the AI
Watch AI be dragged away by traitor
Nope
Head to supermatter
Sec borg stuns me
Heā€™s unlinked
Welp Iā€™m fucked
Borg has half a brain and follows Asimov and permabrig me
Iā€™m ok with that
Meteors are on collision course for station
FUCK
Stuck in brig the worst place for meteors
Meteor barrels through the middle of the brig
Hide in shower
Above me I watch as the sec borg is dragging the traitor who stole the AI
Meteor hits the borg killing it freeing traitor
Kek
Meteor passes right by me
Too fucking close
Breaks open the execution chamber
Tool box and internals
One more meteor breaks open the reinforced wall
Freedom
Borg didnā€™t lock up my hard suit or ID
Nice
Comms are dead besides a few people and my blood brother
No clue what to do next
Shuttle arrives
Emagged
Spend rest of the round enjoying the sweet sweet OOC salt.
Everyone hated me that round but god damn OOC was something to witness.

Bruh, you told me you didnā€™t have the hypospray.

I accidentally screwed myself over that round, I used the hand tele, but forgot I had a bag of holding on. Ended up teleporting off the shuttle to find you, and lost my portal back.

I didnā€™t have it I was saying those were our objectives.

Oh. ā€œGet hypo sprayā€ sounds like you actually did it to me.

The CMO was in science a lot but there were a lot of people around so I couldnā€™t just kill him.

I made an EMP grenade to get him since he was an IPC, but then he disappeared, and the plasma flooding started.

Couldnā€™t track him either. For a guy who always screams ā€œTurn on your suit sensors,ā€ he was really reluctant to turn his own on.

I play a more sabotage traitor when solo or blood brother

Yea that is weird for a head to not turn that shit on

I wished I took a picture of the end round OOC to savor the salt it was great. The notoriety for even a few minutes was spicy. I usually donā€™t like to murder people but give me even the littlest of leverage I will kill everyone, but not through hands on, but through knowledge of station itā€™s self. I know all the weaknesses to exploit.

Not good enough with atmos to pull that stuff off. I usually just kill people so stealthily that no one even knows I was involved.

Itā€™s also a lot of fun to gets others to do your dirty work for you. Brainwashing and emagged borgs are fun.

That reminds me when I was a subverted AI on the MRP.
Mid round AI
Ask the robro to build me a shell
He dose so
Yaa
So and So is your master you must follow his every order
(He didnā€™t tell me not to rat him out but in the sprit of having fun I play along)
Tells me to act normal
I do so
He has to kill the QM
Shit goes down where QM and cargo tech gets arrested
I tell master like the good AI I am
Prisoners are yelling at the single sec officer
Shut comms down
We kill officer
Yaa now let us out
We didnā€™t do this for you sake
Kill them both
We bring master to brig medical
He borgs the bodies
CE walks in
Shit shit
We kill her and add her body to the pile
Centcom Official walks in
FUCK FUCK
Almost got away
Bringing master to HOP office or something
LAWS CHANGED
Game was rigged from the start
Me and another borg fight over our former master against two sec borgs
He caused human harm and used me to do so
My shell is taken out
Uses as a bomb to take the other remaining sec borg
The other borg was taken out by an single nuke op who dies later
ā€œMasterā€ is dead
Iā€™m last silicon alive
I apologize for letting myself get subverted

I was there
30 character non limit

I believe your last words were fucking. God that shit was great

The round was really cringe cuz the subverted borgs were still under crewsiimov and they killed me without the masrer saying shit

He said protect me so we interpreted it as kill anyone who poses a threat. Law interpretation that round was a bit shaky so we improvised.