Hey hey, that was me, also kudos on your clownery! I was rude to you in the start because I didn’t want to get attached to ya, because syndicate is very lame if you like your coworkers, but I digest (mmm!). I also want to say I appreciate you just barely critting the mime who kept attacking you, and you also didn’t use any ghost knowledge to instantly pinpoint me as the true assassin, you are a true RP Wril!
On to the actual stuff: I was Arnold Schpookz, tator botanist, and I had to kill the clown, the clown was being dynamic, and drawing a lot of attention to himself, i knew it would be damn near impossible to get to him without anyone, namely the “queen”, noticing. So I noticed with my eye the mime was randomly picking a fight with the clown. The mime was shoving, the clown was shoving, traditional service fight, when the mime decided to be cool and smash his bottle of nothing over the clowns head. Clown bleeding, pointed at him with the finger gun, mime surrendered. But not quite, mime was pissed, everyone standing in medical could tell this was gonna escalate, and it did, mime kept trying to fuck up the clown fnr, clown kept trying to disengage, but mime kept trying to enlist other people (even me ironically) to help him murder the clown. That didn’t work, as we were just mildly bemused, so mime decides “fuck it, i’m gonna murder him myself” and starts stabbing him. Clown whoops mime’s ass into light crit, says “There, he’s in crit, it’s done” or something to that effect, mime is instantly healed. Mime then silently (hehe) makes yet another beeline for clown but this time I rear my ugly head and say “Hey, I grew some instant death tomatoes” to notioned to the defunct hydroponics, where I had grown some great ass bluespace tomatoes. The mime yoinks them instantly. During this period, the dragon showed up and murdered the clown, a few others, then got dead. They took the clown’s body to medbay, where the mime was going totally ham trying to get in… to steal the clown’s shit? Was that his main goal? Not 100% on that, but he gets drug out a few times, keeps goin, and decides to huck one of my BS Tomatoes at the clown, I see my opprotunity and drop a bomb on him, he’s cloned, all good. Later on in the shuttle I have one final bluespace tomato, the mime is sitting next to me, and I decide to throw it directly in front of the HoS at the cloneclown, Wasn’t 100% sure if clones counted as “assassinated”, so bop, he’s in space. They instantly notice I did it and arrest me, I start saying “no it wasn’t me” because like… nothing else I could really do, plus I was dead-to-rights as it was, but they also arrested the mime, who then…broke his vow to say “arnold didn’t do it”. But I did do it, so why say that?
