Fire the Intern

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Why do we still have intern announcer? Is it because admins only play one in 20 rounds? Below are some points which will convince any sane person to remove this absolute trash.

  • Became unfunny the 2nd round it was implemented
  • Too loud
  • Often spams useless overlapping messages
  • Doesn’t let you see blob hitting 75
  • Doesn’t let you see explorers are dead or where they are
  • Doesn’t clearly show someone has been contracted
  • Probably doesn’t tell you where narnar is being summoned
  • My feet hurt
  • It’s still not funny
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*oh fuck i dropped the mic

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3

agreed, or let the chat announcement ACTUALLY convey the fucking message.

Every time I hear the intern I know for a fact I’m not gonna understand whatever the announcement is.

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4

He WAS fired, but he cant get out cause the door is locked.

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5

Then why do they keep sliding pizza under his door? Why won’t he starve to death already?

6

He predates exploration.

Also the whole point is he’s annoying and hard to understand. It’s a station quirk. A negative one.

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7

Imagine not liking the intern, he’s the best thing since sliced bagels.

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8

Nah, the Intern will always be the peak of comedy. Only nerds who like ‘game design’ :face_vomiting: will complain about dumb crap like ‘readability’ or ‘knowing what the fuck is going on’. I for one will never not cackle like a madman whenever our beautiful baby boy Intern complains about the burgers from the cafeteria. His comically exaggerated retching is like music to my ears.

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Slave work.

20202020202020202

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You can declare war as Nukies and no one on the station notices.

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inhale copium

your seethe is overwhelming

12

It’s actually a neutral station trait.
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baystation

all I needed to hear, the plandemic is real FUCK!!!

14

Bruh.

Hold on imma go do something when I get home(again)

15

Fixed It

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16

This seems an acceptable compromise I suppose.

17

A newscaster can be used to see the full annoucement. Rejoice

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18

As it should be. The Intern’s comedy value cancels out any conceivable downside.

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19

I love the intern. Get necro’d.

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I hate the intern more than I like them, but I understand the reasons people do like the intern and don’t want to rain on their parade.

why can’t we have more announcers?
possible good inclusions:

It’d be hilarious if we could get our own Discount version of what they were doing for “If the Emperor had a TTS”