Fighterslam player report

You convince the Warden to let you do the surgery despite them wanting a real doctor

[2020-04-05 23:08:42.369] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “You haave permanent cerebral paralysis” (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:08:47.760] SAY: Ethnius/(John Smith) “fuck me” (Robotics Lab (111, 79, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:08:48.872] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “The only way to fix this is with a lobotomy” (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:08:53.159] SAY: Ethnius/(John Smith) “fine” (Robotics Lab (111, 79, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:09:03.060] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “open your heaad up” (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:09:06.455] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “i can” (Robotics Lab (111, 81, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:09:07.257] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “fix you” (Robotics Lab (111, 81, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:09:15.153] SAY: Ethnius/(John Smith) “Ill trust actual surgeons” (Robotics Lab (112, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:09:24.618] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “I am an actual surgeon.” (Robotics Lab (112, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:09:30.566] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “I literaally do surgery on a daily basis” (Robotics Lab (112, 85, 2))

You perform the surgery with several mishaps along the way

[2020-04-05 23:09:39.391] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) passive grab (NEWHP: 98) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:09:40.456] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) aggressive grab (NEWHP: 98) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:09:52.651] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has operated on Ethnius/(John Smith) (OPERATION TYPE: Lobotomy) (TARGET AREA: head) (NEWHP: 98) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:10:04.399] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has attacked Ethnius/(John Smith) with mechanical pinches (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: 98) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:10:24.143] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has attacked Ethnius/(John Smith) with hemostat (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: 68) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:10:33.017] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has attacked Ethnius/(John Smith) with laser scalpel (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: 52) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:10:56.418] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has attacked Ethnius/(John Smith) with laser scalpel (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: 36) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))

Warden complains and asks for new eyes

[2020-04-05 23:10:47.886] SAY: Ethnius/(John Smith) “okay so” (Robotics Lab (111, 79, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:10:57.264] SAY: Ethnius/(John Smith) “you blinded me, and I cant use krav anymore” (Robotics Lab (111, 79, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:13.262] SAY: Ethnius/(John Smith) “im gonna need new eyes” (Robotics Lab (111, 79, 2))

You immediately turn aggressive toward him, even throwing in a “fuck sec”

[2020-04-05 23:11:15.771] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) passive grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:19.158] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has broke grab Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:21.146] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) passive grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:22.268] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) aggressive grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (111, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:27.088] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has tabled Ethnius/(John Smith) onto the reinforced table (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:27.737] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has kicks Ethnius/(John Smith) with onto their side (paralyzing) (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:27.737] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has shoved Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:29.707] SAY: Ethnius/(John Smith) “wow” (Robotics Lab (109, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:44.586] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “fuck sec” (Robotics Lab (112, 84, 2))

Warden takes non-lethal steps to arrest you after the assault, but inevitably fails due to how crippled he is at this point.

[2020-04-05 23:11:47.905] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has thrown the flash (Robotics Lab (112, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:48.972] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has thrown the flash (Robotics Lab (112, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:49.269] GAME: Ethnius/(John Smith) has primed a flashbang at Mech Bay (0, 0, 0) for detonation. (Mech Bay (111, 89, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:11:52.987] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has thrown the flashbang (Mech Bay (112, 87, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:06.418] GAME: Ethnius/(John Smith) has primed a flashbang at Mech Bay (0, 0, 0) for detonation. (Mech Bay (109, 89, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:10.026] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has thrown the flashbang (Mech Bay (112, 88, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:18.379] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (113, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:18.379] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (113, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:18.380] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (113, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:18.381] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (113, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:18.381] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (113, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:18.382] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (113, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:19.046] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (114, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:19.047] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (114, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:19.047] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (114, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:19.048] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (114, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:19.048] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (114, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:19.049] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has fired at [floor] with the rubbershot pellet from Robotics Lab (Robotics Lab (114, 84, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:24.588] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has shoved Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (115, 83, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:25.497] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) passive grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (116, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:26.535] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) aggressive grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:27.526] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has attempted to neck grab Ethnius/(John Smith) neck grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:28.786] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has broke grab Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:29.862] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has shoved Ethnius/(John Smith) with onto the table (table) (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:31.146] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) passive grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (115, 81, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:31.403] ATTACK: Ethnius/(John Smith) has punched nonlethally Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) (NEWHP: 96.3) (Robotics Lab (115, 80, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:32.266] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) aggressive grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:37.528] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has attempted to neck grab Ethnius/(John Smith) neck grab (NEWHP: 81) (Robotics Lab (115, 81, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:39.792] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has curbstomped Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: 45) (Robotics Lab (115, 81, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:40.617] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) neck grab (NEWHP: 45) (Robotics Lab (115, 81, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:44.720] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has curbstomped Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: 9) (Robotics Lab (115, 81, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:48.859] ATTACK: CarlitoofTheCartel/(Valesi Catrivem) has attacked Ethnius/(John Smith) with wrench (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: 6) (Robotics Lab (114, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:49.929] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has curbstomped Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -30) (Robotics Lab (115, 81, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:51.355] ATTACK: CarlitoofTheCartel/(Valesi Catrivem) has attacked Ethnius/(John Smith) with wrench (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: -33) (Robotics Lab (114, 82, 2))

And the rest of this is just included for context

[2020-04-05 23:12:54.611] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “Bitch” (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:55.093] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “Ass” (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:55.874] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “Cunt” (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:57.246] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) passive grab (NEWHP: -33) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:03.977] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has stripped the giga HUD gar glasses off Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -33) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:06.572] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has stripped the security bowman headset off Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -33) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:06.737] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has stripped the warden’s beret off Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -33) (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:12.182] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) aggressive grab (NEWHP: -34) (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:13.528] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has tabled Ethnius/(John Smith) onto the reinforced table (NEWHP: -34) (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:14.275] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has kicks Ethnius/(John Smith) with onto their side (paralyzing) (NEWHP: -35) (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:14.276] ATTACK: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) has shoved Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -35) (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))

You call for help and he gets it pretty quickly. Hope you feel good for picking a fight with and robusting a completely crippled player.

[2020-04-05 23:13:18.760] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “paramedic to robotics” (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:22.868] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “warden fucked with the wrong roboticists” (Robotics Lab (111, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:35.481] EMOTE: Ethnius/(John Smith) gasps! (Robotics Lab (109, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:36.409] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has shoved Ethnius/(John Smith) with onto the reinforced table (table) (NEWHP: -49) (Aft Primary Hallway (108, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:42.150] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has CPRed Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -52.3) (Robotics Lab (109, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:46.392] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has CPRed Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -48.7) (Robotics Lab (109, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:50.456] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has CPRed Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -45) (Robotics Lab (109, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:13:53.366] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has grabbed Ethnius/(John Smith) passive grab (NEWHP: -39) (Robotics Lab (109, 85, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:14:01.441] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has CPRed Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -44) (Aft Primary Hallway (107, 92, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:14:05.216] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has CPRed Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -41.7) (Aft Primary Hallway (107, 92, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:14:26.478] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has CPRed Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -54.7) (Medbay Central (97, 107, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:14:35.369] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has CPRed Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -61) (Medbay Central (97, 107, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:14:39.686] ATTACK: DirtyPriest/(Mario Hawker) has CPRed Ethnius/(John Smith) (NEWHP: -56.7) (Medbay Central (97, 107, 2))

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[2020-04-05 23:12:54.611] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “Bitch” (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:55.093] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “Ass” (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))
[2020-04-05 23:12:55.874] SAY: Fighterslam/(Everett Garrison) “Cunt” (Robotics Lab (115, 82, 2))

Peak medium roleplay.
100% don’t understand why not just play LRP at this point.

Yeah this is definitely breaking rules at the highest degree.

You say “fuck sec” to him after doing surgery, you cripple the Warden, then kill him for trying to shoot you with non-lethal weapons.

I don’t understand what made fighterslam think this was a good idea in any capacity - its LRP behaviour, especially with the “fuck sec” and “bitch cunt ass” thrown in after beating a crippled Warden to near death midway through surgery.

Not to mention that getting new eyes wouldn’t be particularly hard, or say, sterilizing the operating table so the success chance goes up.

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Self-antag from my perspective as well
Insisted on doing surgery, fucked surgery up via bad RNG (logs won’t show sterilization, but you definitely didn’t sedate him to boost the success chance) harmed him several times during the surgery, then taunted/baited him into a response before finally critting and stealing some of his equipment.

Report Accepted

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