(Disclaimer, law 4 literally told me to be a “tsundere” (whatever the FUCK that means) and basically to simp over him)
2nd fight and more salt
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “Hi.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
The MegaSeed Servitor launches the pack of eggplant seeds at HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY!
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “Your.”
[Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Rd.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “Cutw.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Please detonate the borg.”
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “Uwu.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “He is really.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel sneezes.
[Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Really getting annoying.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Already.”
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY fires the cyborg disabler!
2
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A fires the ion rifle!
You’re hit by an ion bolt in the right leg!
The cyborg radio overloads.
The flash burns out!
Warning: Electromagnetic pulse detected.
BZZZT
Your headlamp has been deactivated.
… You can almost hear something …
… You can almost hear something …
… You can almost hear something …
7
You have been locked down!
… You can almost hear something …
3
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
[Common] B.E.E.P states, “Borgo.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Robotic Talk, HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “unklock me now”
Robotic Talk, HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “law 1”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel sneezes.
Robotic Talk, HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “unlock me nwo”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
You’re hit by an ion bolt in the right leg!
The flash burns out!
Warning: Electromagnetic pulse detected.
BZZZT
… You can almost hear something …
… You can almost hear something …
Warning: Electromagnetic pulse detected.
… You can almost hear something …
SYSTEM ERROR: Module 3 OFFLINE.
BZZZT
… You can almost hear something …
Warning: Electromagnetic pulse detected.
BZZZT
Robotic Talk, B.E.E.P states, “dude”
… You can almost hear something …
2
Robotic Talk, B.E.E.P states, “youre my borg now”
… You can almost hear something …
2
Robotic Talk, B.E.E.P states, “just chill”
… You can almost hear something …
— Fire alarm detected in Nanite Lab!
— Fire alarm in Nanite Lab has been cleared.
… You can almost hear something …
3
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A puts the stun baton into the security belt.
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Robotic Talk, B.E.E.P states, “if you were being a shitter, dont whine about escalation”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A bludgeoned you with Billy club!
Max Patel sneezes.
Robotic Talk, HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “you violated law one”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A clubbed you with Billy club!
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY sounds an alarm! “SYSTEM ERROR: Module 2 OFFLINE.”
SYSTEM ERROR: Module 2 OFFLINE.
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A clubbed you with Billy club!
Robotic Talk, HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “unlock me”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A clubbed you with Billy club!
Robotic Talk, B.E.E.P states, “i dont know who did what”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A bludgeoned you with Billy club!
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A clubbed you with Billy club!
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A bludgeoned you with Billy club!
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY sounds an alarm! “CRITICAL ERROR: All modules OFFLINE.”
CRITICAL ERROR: All modules OFFLINE.
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A clubbed you with Billy club!
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A bludgeoned you with Billy club!
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Robotic Talk, B.E.E.P states, “dude”
Max Patel sneezes.
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A bludgeoned you with Billy club!
Robotic Talk, HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “fuc you”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A puts Billy club into the security belt.
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Robotic Talk, HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “fuck you”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
Robotic Talk, B.E.E.P states, “if you were being a dick, thats your fault”
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY states, “You let him kill me.”
— Power alarm detected in Fore Maintenance!
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
You’re hit by an ion bolt in the right leg!
The flash burns out!
Warning: Electromagnetic pulse detected.
HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY shudders violently for a moment before falling still, its eyes slowly darkening…
Harry Finger has died at Starboard Primary Hallway .
BZZZT
Warning: Electromagnetic pulse detected.
BZZZT
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Warning: Electromagnetic pulse detected.
BZZZT
DEAD: Harry Finger (died as HELP THEY PUT MY BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY) states, “.b twice now”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Dont.”
DRSD-625 states, “Lol.”
[Common] B.E.E.P states, “Okay.”
B.E.E.P states, “Okay.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Try me.”
Salty OOC from me, but it shows the AI's side of the story since IDK if fearchan has a forum account
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: ai is a pece of shit
[Common] Angelina Harrison rattles, “Let me out ai pls.”
Angelina Harrison (as John John) rattles, “Let me out ai pls.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] B.E.E.P states, “I dont know why hes being a bitch.”
B.E.E.P states, “I dont know why hes being a bitch.”
Auther Ravens says, “Oh.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] B.E.E.P states, “Holy shit.”
B.E.E.P states, “Holy shit.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Auther Ravens asks, “Your head?”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: fearchan: dude
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
DRSD-625 states, “Kinda is.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: ignoring multiple law 1 requests
OOC: fearchan: just chill
OOC: WoodyMan: lmao what
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel sneezes.
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: fearchan: okay
OOC: fearchan: well
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
3
OOC: WoodyMan: >law one request.
OOC: fearchan: when you’re acting like a shitter
Auther Ravens says, “Right.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: so the nonyuman ipc pu t me into crit
DRSD-625 states, “I tried to put on a cyborg head.”
OOC: fearchan: and someone escalates it
OOC: WoodyMan: >lole
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
DRSD-625 states, “Didn’t work out.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Auther Ravens says, “Ah.”
Max Patel sneezes.
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: i asl him to protect me
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: fearchan: and you cant handle it
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “There.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: nothing
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Auther Ravens says, “Cool.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Where is my arm.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
DRSD-625 states, “Anus is a person.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “There we go.”
DRSD-625 states, “Not sure if he’s alive.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: fearchan: why cant you handle your own business
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
DRSD-625 states, “But he’s in there.”
[Common] Angelina Harrison rattles, “Please ai i am stuck and cant get out.”
Angelina Harrison (as John John) rattles, “Please ai i am stuck and cant get out.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
3
OOC: WoodyMan: whats the law one request?
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
Max Patel says, “WAIT.”
Max Patel coughs!
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel sneezes.
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “What.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] B.E.E.P states, “Where at?? Angelina.”
B.E.E.P states, “Where at?? Angelina.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel says, “Nvm.”
Max Patel coughs!
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
3
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Rd.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Where are you.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] Angelina Harrison rattles, “The room with gasses.”
Angelina Harrison (as John John) rattles, “The room with gasses.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel coughs!
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Rd.”
OOC: fearchan: you cant injure a human being
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Detonate.”
[Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Ohh.”
Janky Jimmy (as Captain) says, “Ohh.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Atmos.”
Janky Jimmy (as Captain) says, “Atmos.”
OOC: fearchan: i logged in as ai
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Unknown sneezes.
Max Patel sneezes.
[Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Ill get em.”
Janky Jimmy (as Captain) says, “Ill get em.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
DRSD-625 states, “Hey bro.”
[Common] Angelina Harrison rattles, “Thanks.”
Angelina Harrison (as John John) rattles, “Thanks.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Rd.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Where.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Ah.”
Dikh Inash sneezes.
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Can you detonate.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “The bastard.”
Max Patel coughs!
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] Solomon Stroble says, “Who has AA.”
Solomon Stroble says, “Who has AA.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Me.”
Janky Jimmy (as Captain) says, “Me.”
OOC: fearchan: and someone already asked for somene else to be put on arrest, wouldnt tell me why
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “I only ion rifled and bashed him.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
DRSD-625 states, “I got a good idea.”
Dikh Inash sneezes.
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “So i wanna make sure he is gone.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: fearchan: turns out he stole chaps shit
[Common] Solomon Stroble says, “Cum to HoP.”
Solomon Stroble says, “Cum to HoP.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Just.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Blast him.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
[Common] Solomon Stroble says, “I need sum of dat.”
Solomon Stroble says, “I need sum of dat.”
OOC: fearchan: and wouldnt return it
[Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Mmmm no.”
Janky Jimmy (as Captain) says, “Mmmm no.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
Harry Finger’s Memories:
Your account ID is 533376.
Time of death: 08:04:04
Time of death: 13:37:12
[Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Not yet.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Unknown sneezes.
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
Max Patel sneezes.
Max Patel coughs!
[Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Finna save angelina.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Unknown stops moving and starts staring vacantly into space.
Auther Ravens blinks and looks around.
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
Auther Ravens sneezes.
[Common] Solomon Stroble says, “Aight.”
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Auther Ravens grabs Unknown passively!
OOC: fearchan: so the other dude was tired of it, and went to go take care of business
[Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
Harry Finger has died at Research and Development .
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
(F) [Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “I wish he could have lived.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “I wish he could have lived.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “Maybe.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “Let’s see.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) [Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “But he was way too irritating.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “But he was way too irritating.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
3
Max Patel sneezes.
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) [Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “And clearly picked sec borg JUST to try and get me.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “And clearly picked sec borg JUST to try and get me.”
Max Patel coughs!
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) [Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Good thing he was bad.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Good thing he was bad.”
(F) DRSD-625 states, “I sent him to the abyss.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “Nice.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Cool.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “He removbed my arm.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “And burned me good.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) DRSD-625 states, “He’s in a debug room as we speak.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “So i fucking ioned him.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
3
(F) DRSD-625 states, “Probably freaking out.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Can you.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “As a ipc friend.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A asks, “Fix me?”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Burned me up all over.”
(F) DRSD-625 states, “What the fuck.”
OOC: fearchan: basically, he was being an ass to other ppl. and when the other dude whipped his ass and borged him, he got fussy and metagruded
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A asks, “Hmm?”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A asks, “What?”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
(F) [Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Angelina. where you at.”
(F) Janky Jimmy (as Captain) says, “Angelina. where you at.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) [Common] V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Test 1 2 1 2.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Test 1 2 1 2.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) DRSD-625 states, “I just saw a huge ass mousquito lookin ass bug.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Your hallucinating.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “I bet.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
(F) DRSD-625 states, “It was flying and fuzzy but like long legs.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) DRSD-625 states, “Irl.”
(F) Brian Warren says, “Ay.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: it’s not metagrudge dumbass
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Oh.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “Aye.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) Brian Warren says, “What wires.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “One sec.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Yeah uhh.”
(F) Brian Warren says, “For bolt and test.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “Uh.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A asks, “Australia?”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) [Common] Dikh Inash says, “Everyone with nanites do me a favor and click that red off button.”
(F) Dikh Inash says, “Everyone with nanites do me a favor and click that red off button.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “Not sure.”
OOC: fearchan: and if he got killed, tough cookies. dont be a dick and whine when ppl have enough
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: i can remember what happened before being borged
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “I dunno.”
(F) DRSD-625 states, “New york.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) Janky Jimmy PDA Message --> Angelina Harrison (Medical Doctor): “where you at? whats the room look like”
(F) DRSD-625 states, “Close enough.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “Gonna get the good shuttle.”
(F) Brian Warren says, “Use your blueprints.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: bruh
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) Brian Warren says, “-_-”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: i told you the guy was harming me
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: fearchan: thats not what you were spamming in silicon chat lol
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: i told you to put him o n arest
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: fearchan: anyway
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Thanks.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: you did nothing
(F) DRSD-625 states, “Np.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: i got kileld
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
5
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: also apparently taking the chap
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel sneezes.
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel coughs!
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: takibg the chap’s staff does nto meanyou cna be murdered
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel sneezes.
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
Max Patel coughs!
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “Oi.”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
(F) Solomon Stroble asks, “You got the budget cards?”
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
OOC: fearchan: maybe next time dont be a jerk and expect people to take shit from you
(F) [Common] Anus says, “Anus.”
2
(F) Destiny Greene says, “No’.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “God.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “He was irritating.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: i wasnt a jerk bro
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: i left chap alone
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “I need more ammo for this colt.”
(F) Dikh Inash says, “HRNNNNG.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: somebody stole his staff
(F) DRSD-625 states, “He’s in the abyss.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “But im pretty sure its not printable.”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: then dropped it
(F) [Common] Dikh Inash says, “Aight.”
(F) Dikh Inash says, “Aight.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Yeah he is complaining.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “In ooc.”
(F) DRSD-625 asks, “What caliber?”
OOC: ![]()
The Maggot Guy: i picked it up and kept it
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Right no.”
(F) [Common] Dikh Inash says, “So if you have nanites.”
(F) Dikh Inash says, “So if you have nanites.”
(F) [Common] Janky Jimmy says, “Free aa at hop.”
(F) Janky Jimmy says, “Free aa at hop.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “38.”
(F) [Common] Dikh Inash says, “You got a combat mode now.”
(F) Dikh Inash says, “You got a combat mode now.”
(F) [Common] Solomon Stroble says, “All my homies hate chromies.”
(F) Solomon Stroble says, “All my homies hate chromies.”
(F) V.A.L.H.A.L.L.A states, “Its the detectives colt.”
(F) [Common] Dikh Inash says, “Look at the buttons to see.”
(F) Dikh Inash says, “Look at the buttons to see.”
(F) [Common] Dikh Inash says, “You’re welcome.”
(F) Dikh Inash says, “You’re welcome.”
OOC: fearchan: i have no way of knowing the truth; it happened, and i tried my best to figure out the best outcome.
a comedian suit.
a cueball helmet on her head.
a shoulder holster about her waist.
a red tie around her neck.
Quintesa Strangelove’s ID Card (Detective).
a trophy rack on his back.
restrained with cable!
some blood-stained black shoes on his feet.
a gas mask on his face.
That’s a noose.