That scientist really said “think fast chucklenuts”
what happens if two EPS’s are on the same station?
They must duel until one is left operational.
The remaining operational EPS unit is responsible for delivering mail.
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If that’s the case, let’s hope the B.L.O.C.K Mail test unit and EPS don’t cross paths, otherwise the EPS will surely deconstruct the buggy prototype.
I don’t think you understand how many more shennanigans you can do with someone else helping you. Twice the ammount of people for normal mail. Always having someone who can put you inside a locker and ship you across the station to deliver mail. Grabbing eachother and just throwing them at other people. EPS units should cooperate to make sure as much mail gets delivered.
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Consider:
• Go to lavaland, repair science shuttle
• Build BS launchpad on shuttle
• You now have a launchpad that can move its source to anywhere in station space. So long as it’s within 60 tiles of space you can teleport there
• One EPS unit mans the teleporter, the other is beamed up and down
• Station now has an EPS unit that seems to materialise from thin air before handing you a letter and once again vanishing into nothing
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Taylor Fisher leaking the blueprints to the Bluespace Postal Service IPC unit (2563 colorised)
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Just inject everyone with a tracker and teleport the mail straight to 'em!!
Me and EPS did this by accident today!
I told him to deliver me via the shutes.
I went into the boxes and told people you got mail!
It was fun haha
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Would love to see if EPS becomes a syndicate agent, you just use the items to deliver packages more easily.
You are busy working in virology, when suddenly someone teleports into the room with a red hardsuit. Before you scream, the person says, “You got mail!” and hands you a care package from your mom. You awkwardly take it and the IPC teleports out, never to be seen again
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I saw Cultist EPS. That was as far as I’ve seen him go on the evil spectrum haha
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decided to focus on crew-appointed deliveries that round, since I had someone I could rely on to deliver actual mail
so I played it more relaxed on that part
screenshots, if relevant
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This is what I would do as a Cargo Techie. I think it would be really useful and assist in more interesting situations, especially if the Cargo Techie is an antag.
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looking back at this, it wasn’t “Ethereal and IPC”
it was
“Ethereal and EPS unit”
does that imply anything?
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Means you’re special.
It could mean we’re a unit. Or that you’re your own kind of playable race in my head.
or whatever you want it to be…
For real, to me you’re like an artifact.
I went out of my way to put a wig on you.
And you looked FABULOUS.
for some more chill ones
now to space dolphins as well
also, EPS with a wig (hello @PinkSuzuki and @Liidero !)
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Absolutely DAZZLING 
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Space dolphin delivery is super blessed 
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Rare wig-wearing EPS
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Hey, I found a theme song you can play on a synth: (has to be a multi input instrument like piano or guitar)
Summary
BPM: 92
A#,F,A#,F,A#,F,A#/1.86,F/1.86,G/1.86,An/1.86
A#-D5-D4/1.86,F4-F5/1.86,F3-G4-G5,A#-D5-D4/1.86
F5-F4/1.86,F3-G-G4,A#-D5-D4/1.86,F4-F5/1.86
F3-G-G5/1.86,A#5-A#4/4.33,A#-A#5/4.33
A#3-An4-A5/4.33,A-A4/4.33,F4-F5/1.86,G3-G4-G5,D
G3,D,C4-D#5-D#4/1.86,F4-F5/2.17,C-G4-G5/1.86
D#-D#5/2.17,F3-Dn5-D4/1.3,C-C5/4.33,F
C4-D#4-D#5/1.86,F4-F5/2.17,C-G4-G5/1.86
D#-D#4/2.17,F3-Dn-D5/1.3,C-C5/4.33,F
C4-D#5-D#4/1.86,F5-F4/2.17,C-G4-G5/1.86
D#5-D#4/2.17,F3-Dn-D4/1.86,C-C5/2.17
F-A#-A#4/1.86,An3-A4/2.17,A#3-A#4-A#3,F,A#/1.86
F/1.86,G3/1.86,An3/1.86,A#-D-D5/1.86,F4-F5/2.17
F3-G5-G4,A#-D4-D5/1.86,F5-F4/2.17,F3-G-G5
A#-D4-D5/1.86,F5-F4/2.17,F3-G4-G5/1.86
A#5-A#4/4.33,A#-A#5/4.33,A#3-An4-A5/4.33
A4-A5/4.33,F4-F5/2.17,G3-G4-G5,D4,G3,D
C4-D#5-D#4/1.86,F4-F5/2.17,C-G4-G5/1.86
D#5-D#4/2.17,F3-Dn-D5/1.3,C-C5/4.33,F
C4-D#5-D#4/1.86,F4-F5/2.17,C-G4-G5/1.86
D#-D#5/2.17,F3-Dn4-D5/1.3,C-C5/4.33,F
C4-D#-D#4/1.86,F4-F5/2.17,C-G-G4/1.86
D#-D#5/2.17,F3-Dn4-D5/1.86,C-C5/2.17
F-A#4-A#3/1.86,An3-A4/2.17,A#-A#4-A#3,F,A#,F
C4-G-G5/1.86,F5-F4/2.17,C-G4-G5/4.33
G#5-G#4/1.86,An5-A4/4.33,F3,F/1.86,Gn-G4/2.17
A#/13,F5-F4,A#/13,D-D4,G3/13,A#4-A#3,G,C/13
D#4-D#5/1.86,Dn-D5/2.17,C/13,D#-D#4/1.86
G5-G4/2.17,F3/13,F5-F4,F3/13,D#-D#5/1.86
C5-C4/2.17,A#/13,Dn-D4,C/13,D#4-D#5,C#4/13
E5-E4,Dn/13,F5-F4,D#4/13,G5-G4,D#,Dn/13,D5-D4,D
G3/13,A#5-A#4/1.86,A#5-A#4/2.17,G/13
An5-A4/4.33,A#5-A#4/4.33,An5-A4/2.17,G/13,G5-G4
G3/13,D5-D4/1.86,F5-F4/2.17,Cn/13,D#5-D#4/0.48
G4-G5/0.5,F3/13,A5-A4-A-A5/1.3,A#5-A#4/1.44
D#3/13,G-G4/1.3,An4-A5/1.44,F/13,F5-F4/0.39
F3/1.86,G3/1.86,A3/1.86,A#3/13,Dn5-D4/1.86
F5-F4/2.17,F3/13,G5-G4,A#/13,D-D5/1.86
F4-F5/2.17,F3/13,G-G5,A#/13,D-D4/1.86
F5-F4/2.17,F3/13,G-G4/1.86,A#5-A#4/4.33
A#5-A#4/4.33,A#3/13,An4-A5/4.33,A4-A5/4.33
F4-F5/2.17,G3/13,G4-G5,D,G3,D,C/13,D#5-D#4/1.86
F4-F5/2.17,C/13,G4-G5/1.86,D#-D#5/2.17,F3/13
Dn-D5/1.3,C5-C4/4.33,F,C/13,D#-D#4/1.86
F4-F5/2.17,C/13,G4-G5/1.86,D#-D#5/2.17,F3/13
Dn-D4/1.3,C-C5/4.33,F,C4/13,D#4-D#5/1.86
F4-F5/2.17,C/13,G4-G5/1.86,D#4-D#5/2.17,F3/13
Dn5-D4/1.86,C-C5/2.17,F/13,A#-A#4/1.86
An3-A4/2.17,A#3/13,A#-A#4,F,A#3,F,C4/13
D#4-D#5/1.86,F5-F4/2.17,C/13,G-G4/1.86
D#-D#4/2.17,F3/13,Dn-D5/1.86,C-C5/2.17,F/13
A#4-A#3/1.86,An-A3/2.17,A#/13,A#-A#4/1.08,F,A#3
F,C4/13,D#5-D#4/1.3,F5-F4/1.3,G5-G4/1.3
D#-D#5/1.44,F3/13,Dn4-D5,C-C5,A#4-A#3
An-A4/1.08,A#/13,A#-A#4/1.08,F,A#3,F,A#/0.65
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