- Pet beacons are an obvious must-have
- No, please, I LOVE Paperwork and Citrus!
Every department lead who currently has a pet should get a beacon instead. CMO needs Runtime for the funny haha coder jokes and Ian is a must for the HoP, but QM should get a choice of a real pet besides that dumb sloth and HoS definitely deserves a choice considering they don’t even have a consistent pet between maps.
Not sure what to do about some of the miscellaneous pets like wags-his-tail. I’m not sure a janitor deserves a pet beacon. Then again, they do get a round-start tablet and Captain fucking doesn’t so there’s that.
Edit: I forgot Poly exists.
RD doesn’t get a pet, and HoP has multiple pets depending on how you look at it. Maybe the Janitor DOES deserve a pet beacon. And the clown.