Would it be funny? What would it do? Should I be banned for even mentioning this abomination of a idea? Discuss if you want, or about other Die of Fate moments here.
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Rolling a 100 gives you admin perms
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should a 1 perma ban you then?
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Absolutely and you know it
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Rolling a Nat 20 should give you an combat stim injector with 500u Adminozine.
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Waay too weak, you should be forced to play felinid ERT every round and stuck speaking in uwu talk
a fate worse than hell
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Nat 100 is that none of the rules apply to you anymore (except erp, thats pretty cringe)
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oh god no
that would be worse than a perma ban
Thats why it should be a 1 roll
69 just prints ‘NICE’ over and over again until byond crashes.
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Rolling a 20 spawns a wizard, but not make you the wizard.
Too OP and not chaotic enough, rolling 100 instantly changes the gamemode to sandbox
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Rolling a 90 should give you an infinite charge Pulse Rifle and turn you into the Doomguy race.
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Should we actually build a list or something
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Roll 2 and you are first tp’d to dorms, then a no erp poster pod crashes on you, a felinid appears behind you, you hear multiple bwoinks and false amessages in your chat that make even more if you try to reply, you then get beaten to death by templar mobs and ahealed constantly with them being immortal and you immobile.
So basically heart attack + torment.
Roll a 90 you get tator with no obj.s and lavaland esc
91 ling
92 tatorling
93 soloayy
94 wiznerd
95 a full set of gamer gears of all sorts appear (doomguy, spells etc)
96 you get debug uplink
97 you get instagib rifle + the gamee gear from earlier
98 godmode + buildmode
99: 1 round trialmin panels.
100:
A pierce in time appears, if you walk into it you are transported back in time to pubby, you see you have chrono legionnaire armour and a pulse rifle on top. You wonder who is your target. You want to visit chapel so for the fun of it you test the old pod. You see it all again, but this time, you get to change the course of time. The whole ordeal never happened. Velvet Pinkwalt is a felinid like every other one. You make a pubby pod joke and people have no clue what you are talking about. Beestation remains family friendly.
Beestation: the good ending.
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Rolling Nat 20 should still give my suggestion to piss of all the DMs.
Rolling a 50 should give you a cup of tea with a “Mmm, that tasted alright” moodlet
Rolling a 14 spawns a spikeroach
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Do we even have those?